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Skriven 2004-10-23 21:26:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av GREG SEARS
Ärende: Re: A Story
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GS> GP> Sunny here in Richmond, BC, too, if you count LIQUID sunshine!
GS>
GS> G-day Mate, that would be ~rain~ eh! '-)

Only to those Down Under -- we need some pretty serious precipitation before WE
will call it more than just a heavy mist!

But I do recall the construction foreman who said that Aussies make the worst
employees, because as soon as it starts to rain they go home!

GS> GP>A man in a trench coat walked into a supermarket. After
GS>   >walking around for several minutes he grabbed a large can
GS>   >of beans and moved on to the cashier.
GS>
GS> Now this sounds like a rainy day in.. Langley, BC

Why in Langley?
I'm not even sure they HAVE supermarkets in Langley! *LOL*

Had a girlfriend in Langley last year, so I HAVE visited the township area!

GS> GP>He placed the can down on the counter, opened his trench
GS>   >coat and slapped his penis down next to the beans.
GS>
GS> YES this has to-be.. Langley, BC

Actually, sounds more like something a Surrey denizen might do!

(everybody here knows that, "living in Langley means never having to say you're
Surrey"!)

GS> Top Secret Strategy for Parents of Teenagers  by Jim Mica

Not very "Top Secret", considering you just posted it in an international
Fidonet echo that is also archived on the WWW!!

What is a Teenager?

A teenager is. . .



-A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a
phone number.

-A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before
breakfast.

-A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on
Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.

-Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his
mother calling from the next room.

-A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but
can't make a bed.

-A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours
studying for her driver's license.

-A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music--loud and very loud.

-An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually
too tired to dry the dishes.

-A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.

-A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.

-A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.

-A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn
needs mowing.

-An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a
teenager.


(sound about right, seeing as you helped raise/survive a teenager or two?)


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