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Skriven 2004-11-24 05:30:40 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: F unny
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 GS> GP> Then, if ANYONE is "destroying" YOUR property, just SHOOT the
   >   > bat-turds and bury them in an anonymous grave, which is more than
   >   > they'd deserve!
   >
   > W o w  that may work in u.s.a. & canada CyberPope, but not at all inn.z.'-

      -=[ George Pope was saying F unny stuff to the I C E-man ]=-

 GP> Then use a boomerang on the bunsuvsitches and bury them in an
   > anonymous grave!

That might go down in aussie CyberPope, but not in N.Z. In New Zealand
the last farmer that caught two thieves removing his 4-wheel farm bike
was jailed for wounding the joker, and will likely stay in jail? #[;-(]

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Computers..

Dear Ms.

Baby, I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and
realised that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time,
I've been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real
debugger for me now. My life is just an uncompiled program without you
that never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You not only have a beautiful face, but all your Activex controls are
attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful that it encourages me and
gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When
you looked at me last evening, I felt all my program modules running
smoothly and giving expected results, which I have never experienced
before.

With this letter, I just want to convey that, if we linked together, I'll
provide you with all the objects and libraries necessary for a human
being to live an error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall,
which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities
by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them
accept our marriage.

I anticipate that nobody is already logged into your database so that my
connect script would fail. And it's all certain that if this happened to
me, I will crash my system beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter
properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

Only yours,
XYZ
Software Professional.


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")


Police officers lose submachine gun on way to gun safety class
By The Associated Press
(4/17/02 - WILSON, N.C.) - Two police officers in town from Raleigh to
teach a gun course lost a submachine gun and a handgun out of the back of
their pickup truck. They couldn't find the weapons, but commuters did.



Cheers,   ,       .________________________________________________.
       ,___|._/_. | Trucking through life with a smile on my dial! |
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