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Skriven 2004-11-28 05:24:04 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av Jason Brown
Ärende: Re: Seagulls
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 JB> One day when I was in the Navy I was walking across a shipyard.

Retirement and the Chief:

The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always
wanted.  He took with him, his life long pet Parrot.

First morning at 0430, The Parrot squawked loudly and said "Reveille,
Reveille, All hands fall out and trice up.  The smoking lamp is lighted,
now Reveille".

The old Chief told the Parrot, "We are no longer in the Navy.  Go back to
sleep."

The next morning, the Parrot did the same thing.  Chief told the Parrot,
"If you keep this up, I'll put your butt out in the chicken pen."

Again the Parrot did it, and true to his word, the Chief put the Parrot
in the chicken pen.  About 0630 the morning after that, the Chief was
awakened by one heck of a ruckus in the chicken pen.  He went out to see
what was the matter.

The Parrot had about 40 white chickens at attention in formation, and on
the ground lay 3 bruised and beaten brown chickens.  The Parrot was
saying,  "By God, When I say fall out in Dress Whites, I don't mean
Khakis !!"


OBJoke:      The Sexual Life of the Camel

The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks,
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the sphinx,
But the spinx's posterior sphincter
Is all clogged by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the spinx's inscrutable smile.

In the process of syphilization
From the anthropoid ape down to man
It is generally held that the Navy
Has buggered whatever it can,
Yet recent extensive researches
By Darwin and Huxley and Hall
Conclusively prove that the hedgehog
Has never been buggered at all.

We therefore believe out conclusion
Is incontrovertibly shown
That comparative safety on shipboard
Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone.
Why haven't they done it at Spithead,
As they've done it at Harvard and Yale
And also at Oxford and Cambridge
By shaving the spines off its tail.


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