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Skriven 2004-12-08 21:24:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
Ärende: Re: What We All Want. . .
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 BBS: Milky Way  Date: 12-06-04 (15:53)
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GP>GS> GP>I don't get truly "pissed off" -- just take the opportunities to
  >  >   >kibbitz a little with my valued contributors!
  >  > Good on yas Mate! Kibbitz is like teasing/having one on/playing tricks!
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 GEORGE POPE replied To GREG SEARS.. ..

GP>Good on YAS, mate!  I see you've got a dictionary!
  >I'm guessing it's the WordWeb freebie, am I right?

Well as usual you were listening when i told you my fav-free-dick! '-)

GP>GS>                      Perfect Job
                            ^^^^^^^
YES as you say............. ||||||| blow job!


>OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Work <------ watch out for this!

This virus warning is genuine.

There is a new virus going around, called "work."   If you receive any
sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to
you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

This has been circulating around our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that
their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function
properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at
all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words
"I've had enough of your crap...  I'm off to the pub." The "work" should
automatically be forgotten by your brain.

If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document
and drag the "work" to your garbage can.  Put on your hat and coat and
skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer
(or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that
"work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo"
was the greatest cartoon ever.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have
anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has
already corrupted your life.


>OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

Wally Test

From the Worls Association of Learning, Laughter, and Youth (WALLY)
comes the WALLY Test! It is a set of quick-fire questions. They may
look easy, but be warned - they are designed to trick you. Write down
your answers and then see how many you got right. The time limit is
three minutes.

 1. What is the last thing you take off before going to bed at night?
 2. What gets longer when it is cut at both ends?
 3. What was the first name of King George VI of England?
 4. What do you call a fly without wings?
 5. How many squares are there on a standard chessboard?
 6. How many seconds are there in a year?
 7. A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his
    hand without touching anything. How come?
 8. What was the largest island in the world before Australia was
    discovered?
 9. Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas?
10. If 5 dogs kill 5 rats in 5 minutes, how long does it take 15 dogs
    to kill 15 rats?


As always, the answers are at the bottom!




















Here are the answers to the first WALLY Test. Be prepared to groan.

1. Your feet off the floor.
2. A ditch.
3. Albert. (He deferred to Queen Victoria's wish that no future king be
   called Albert.)
4. A walk!
5. There are 204 squares of varying sizes on a regular 8x8 chessboard.
6. 12 - the second of Jan., the second of Feb., etc.
7. He throws it straight up.
8. Greenland. Australia is a continental landmass.
9. He does not have a door in his pajamas.
10. 5 minutes.

Rate your score on the following scale:
Number Correct                  Rating
   8 - 10                       WALLY Whiz
   6 - 7                        Smart Aleck
   3 - 5                        WALLY
   0 - 2                        Ultra-WALLY

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