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Skriven 2004-12-08 21:57:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
Ärende: Re: F unny
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 BBS: Milky Way   Date: 12-06-04 (18:02)
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GP>GS> GP>Nah, cuz even where legal aid exists, it usually caps the amount the
l
  >  >   >can charge, while on private billing the lawyer can charge whatever
he
  >  >   >the client deems it to be worth! (and guilty people are usually
willin
  >  >   >a LOT to get off the hook!)
  >  > SO you're saying ALL law & order is $$money$$ ...it figures eh! '-)

 GEORGE POPE did reply To GREG SEARS saying.. .. ... ..... ........

GP>Who said lawyers contribute to ORDER at all?

I don't know? What is order at ALL? '-)

GP>GS> GP>We don't have legal aid to speak of any more here in BC! :'(
  >  > Good maybe the the a$$ hole crim gets what he/she diserves eh!! '-)

 GEORGE POPE was heard to continue replying To GREG SEARS.. ..

GP>The problem is, that non-asshole innocent people get what the asshole
  >criminals deserve, too! :(
  >Funny. . .

THAT Cyberpope isn't F unny eh!


>OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

"Signs You've Been Out of College for a Few Years"

* Your potted plants stay alive.

* Sharing a twin-sized bed seems absurd.

* You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

* You have to pay your own credit card bill.

* You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.

* 8:00 a.m. isn't so early anymore.

* You have to file for your own taxes.

* You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.

* You're not carded anymore.  (Ouch!!)

* You carry an umbrella.

* Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up
and break-up.

* You start watching the weather channel.

* Jeans and baseball caps aren't staples in your
wardrobe.

* You can no longer take shots, and smoking
anything gives you a sinus attack.

* You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.

* You stop confusing 401K plan with 10K run.

* You go to parties that the police don't raid.

* Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex
in front of you.

* You don't know what time fast-food joints close
anymore.

* Your car insurance goes down.

* You refer to college students as kids.

* You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of
beer, bourbon & rum.

* Your parents start making casual remarks about
grandchildren.

* You feed your dog Science Diet instead of TacoBell.

* You're waking up at 6 am instead of going to bed.

* The only time you see your friends is at weddings.

* College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress up.

* Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.

* Naps are no longer available between noon and
6 pm.

* Dinner and a movie - the whole date instead of the
beginning of one.

* You get your news from sources other than USA
Today, Sportscenter and MTV News.

* You find yourself reminiscing fondly of 2-hour
Calculus exams.

* Your metabolism slows down to the point where
eating salad might make you gain weight.

* Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and
Mad Dog.


>OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

A window salesman phoned a customer.

"Hello, Mr. Brown," said the sales rep.
"I'm calling because our company replaced
all the windows in your house with our
triple-glazed weather-tight windows over
a year ago, and you still haven't sent us
a single payment."

The customer replied, "But you said they'd
pay for THEMSELVES in 12 months."
Cheers,
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