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Skriven 2006-05-15 11:07:03 av Roy Witt (1:1/22)
   Kommentar till text 1194 av Michiel van der Vlist (2:280/5555)
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15 May 06 10:13, Michiel van der Vlist wrote to Roy Witt:

 MvdV> Hello Roy.

 MvdV> 14 May 06 17:08, you wrote to me:

 MvdV>>>>> It suits my modest needs. I do not have this urge to
 MvdV>>>>> contribute to the madness of ruining this planets by burning
 MvdV>>>>> as much oil as I can.

 RW>>>> For that, you'd need an oil burning power or manufacturing
 RW>>>> plant. Modern cars don't pollute,

 MvdV>>> Cars like yours burn oil and release CO2. An irreverible
 MvdV>>> process that ruins this planet.

 RW>> LOL! Which goes to show us, you don't know what you're talking
 RW>> about.

 MvdV> Accusing the opponont of ignorance is your standard response when
 MvdV> you run out of things to say.

That's the same tactic you use. Prove your intelligence somemore while I
try to control my laughter...

 RW>> Your Wholwo creates more pollution than my Camaro.

 MvdV> I doubt that. I filled her up last Friday. That was the first time
 MvdV> this year. How much fossil fuel did you burn this year?

In the 'maro, 'bout 10 gallons.

 RW>> Can your Wholwo get 28mpg, and still produce 305 HP, without blowing
 RW>> blue smoke out the tailpipe like a steam locomotive? Didn't think
 RW>> so.

 MvdV> My Volvo is the metric version, it does not do miles or gallons.

Dumb ass. You know what I meant. Hmmmm, or did you?

 MvdV> As for 305 HP, no, it does not do that either, I have no need for
 MvdV> an overpowered fuel hog like that.

Of course, that's why you got rid of that rust bucket 911.

 MvdV>  Its modest 51 kW provide me with all the speed and pulling power
 MvdV> that I Need.

LOL! Can afford!

 RW>>>> It has multi-port fuel injection controlled by a computer that
 RW>>>> reads environmental sensors that adjust the air fuel ratio to be
 RW>>>> as ideal as one would wish it to be,

 MvdV>>> And you think my Volvo does not have micro processor controlled
 MvdV>>> engine management?

 RW>> I know it doesn't.

 MvdV> Shows that you dont know nothing.

If you call 1980s era computers processor controlled, I guess so, but I
don't think so.

 RW>>>> I get the same use out of my Camaro.

 MvdV>>> A Camaro with a tow hook? What a joke.

 RW>> Well, I'd rather enjoy the car than pull a trailer,

 MvdV> IOW, no tow hook. Thought ao.

None required, I can afford more than one vehicle.

 RW>> so If I need to pull something, I'll use my 1/2 ton pickup.

 MvdV> That's the beauty of the Volvo. I do not need multiple cars.

Try pulling a car trailer with a car on it with your Volvo...it can't do
it. Try pulling a 21 foot boat and trailer with your Volvo...it can't do
it. The best it can do is pull that little camper you have to squeeze
into.

 MvdV> I do not need to pollute this planet even more by having to produce
 MvdV> more cars. I just need one.

More silly logic. How many cars can you drive at one time? I have 5
vehicles, but I can only add to the pollution with one car at a time.

 RW>>>> However, it has enough power in reserve to blow 911s off the
 RW>>>> road, no matter what their vintage is.

 MvdV>>> I no longer have a need for "blowing anyone off the road". Any
 MvdV>>> "reserve power" would just be a waste of waste of potential
 MvdV>>> payload.

 RW>> And time. Better pull it over so those who have real cars can go on
 RW>> their way without any obstructing vehicle in front of them.

 MvdV> I would not do them a favour.

That figures. An asshole to the core.

 MvdV> Anyone overtaking me is sure to run into a speed trap sooner or
 MvdV> later. Or be arrested for reckless driving. Sooner probably...

More silly logic...it's not your place to be the policeman. I'll bet
you're the cause of many accidents.

 RW>>>>>> Chicken.

 MvdV>>> Gluck gluck...

 RW>> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 RW>>>> Chicken.

 MvdV>>> Gluck gluck...

 RW>> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 RW>>>>>> Chicken...

 MvdV>>> Cluck, cluck, cluck.

 RW>> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 MvdV>>> Feel better now?

 RW>> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 MvdV>>>>> How long did you practise on that chicken act?

 RW>>>> None required, it's a macro. I touch the magic button and,

 MvdV>>> So how long did you practice pushing the magic button before
 MvdV>>> you got that right?

 RW>> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 RW>>>>  wallah,

 MvdV>>> Wallah? Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

 RW>> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 RW>>>>  you have;

 RW>>>> Chicken... cluck, cluck, cluck.

 MvdV>>> Sort of makes you feel at home doesn't it?

 RW>> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 RW>>>> Chicken... cluck, cluck, cluck.

 MvdV>>> Keep on practising pushing that button. You almost got it right
 MvdV>>> this time.

 RW>> Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...

 MvdV> Keep on practising. You almost got it right this time. One of these
 MvdV> days you may make it into the GBOR.

Chicken. Cluck cluck cluck...


Roy
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