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Skriven 2006-05-10 21:10:00 av JIM HOLSONBACK (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av LEE LOFASO
Ärende: Preznit Liar, liar, pants
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-=> LEE LOFASO wrote to JIM HOLSONBACK <=-

 LL> Hello Jim,

Guten abend, meine freund.

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 JH>If you had bothered to read the WashPost article, you might have gotten
 JH>a clue as the identity problem with the fish.  They clearly state the
 JH>quote of GWB was a retranslation from the German, not from a transcript
 JH>in english.  Quick check of an online English-German dictionary shows
 JH>that the german word BARSCH is used for both our words "bass" and
 JH>"perch."

 LL> Bush did not say "I caught a 7.5 pound barsch."  After all, Bush
 LL> does not speak German.  Hell, the poor guy can barely speak English. :)

Germans don't speak fishin' either.  They think a crawfish is the same
as a crab, and a bass is the same as a perch.  If GWB wanted the
Germans, Reuters, and about half the moonbats in the country to get it
straight, he should have identified that bucketmouth he caught as a
Micropterus Salmoides floridanus.


 JH>So, completely unarmed with facts, you launch into this irrelevant BS
 JH>about world record for _yellow perch_.  What in anything you read makes
 JH>you think that the fish in question was a yellow perch.  Shit, the TX
 JH>state record for yellow perch is a bit over one pound.  Did you find
 JH>this on your own, or fif you find it on some equally ignorant anti-bush
 JH>blogspot?  While looking for perch, why not look for Nile Perch?  If you
 JH>google for TX record fish, you will find that the TX record for nile
 JH>perch is over 12 pounds, and the fish was caught not too far from
 JH>Crawford.

 LL> Nile perch are nonindigenous to Texas (only yellow and white perch are
 LL> found in the US).  If Bush had stocked his pond with Nile perch, it
 LL> would have been highly illegal.  Although being illegal would not stop
 LL> Bush, it is far more likely a case of Bush being a pathological liar.

What, they don't have speckled perch over there? (aka specks, crappie,
croppie, etc.) How about Warmouth perch or Branch Perch?  State of TX
itself stocked some reservoirs  with Nile Perch back in late 70's to
early 80's. They pretty much died out, prolly due to it being too cold
for them.

If a 7 1/2 pound Nile Perch found its way into GWB's pond it was
probably an illegal alien, some kind of an A-Rab from Egypt, sneaked in
across the porous border with Mexico by al Quaeda.


 LL> Given that the world records for both yellow and white perch are below
 LL> 4.5 pounds, it is obvious that Bush did not catch a 7.5 pound fish.

Yellow perch are nonindigenous to TX also. If he caught a yellow perch,
it was a carpetbagger.  Maybe it was really a catfish.  _They_ get that
big. The secret service prolly know jack-shit about fishin' - maybe he
caught one and they told him it was a bass, giving him bad
intelligence, which he believed and repeated.  This would be grounds for
impeachment!


 LL> George's fish tale is just one of many tall tales he has told.

Bush LIED.  Fish DIED!

 LL> Reuters has made no retraction or correction.  And neither has Bob.
 LL> Why is that?  Because Bush the Liar told a lie.

As of last night and this afternoon, Reuters, realizing it knows jack
shit about fishing, has _withdrawn_ its article from its US website.
As already discussed, Bild-Zeitung, the Reuters office in Berlin,
HuffPO, and half the moonbats in the country know jack shit about
fishing.  AAMOF the only people in the world who think there could have
been a 7.5# perch in GWB's pond know jack shit about fishing.  This
includes Br'er Sakowski, who brought to our attention the yellow
perch angle - - he thinks he caught a Striped Sass in a lake in Orlando,
FL. If he _did_ catch a bass-looking fish there, and it had stripes on
it, (which I doubt), it would have been a hybrid - a Sunshine Bass.

 LL> The official WH transcript was posted much later than the article
 LL> appeared.

Oh, you got date/time stamps on the transcript and the article?  The
only times I see on the WH transcript are from back on the 5th.- and
those were the times the interview started and ended.

 LL Do note the WH provided no audio or video recording.
 LL> IOW, the WH is attempting "spin control", without producing any
 LL> evidence of what Bush actually said.

Enjoy your koolaid.  The spin is all on the moonbat side.

- - -  JimH.

... "Knowledge is the only good.  The only evil is ignorence (sic)." - JJW
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