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Skriven 2009-05-18 08:02:00 av Dave Drum (1:124/311)
Ärende: Usual Coulter Errors
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-=> TIM RICHARDSON wrote to ALL <=-

 TR> LIBERAL TALIBAN ISSUES FATWA AGAINST MISS CALIFORNIA

 TR> May 13, 2009

 TR> Not even Dick Cheney can incite the blood-curdling rage of liberals at
 TR> the sight of a sexy Evangelical Christian. Paula Jones, Katherine
 TR> Harris, Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin and, most recently, Miss
 TR> California, Carrie Prejean, have all come under a frenzy of attacks
 TR> from liberals.

Huh? In what fantasy-land except that of a closet carpet-muncher can *ANY* of
those *EXCEPT* Ms. Prejean (who fulfills Don Henley's weather girl description)
be described as "sexy". They may be Xtian. They might even be evangelical ...
although I can't imagine any of them as street corner preachers or tent
revivalists.

 TR> Christians are supposed to be fat, balding sweaty little men with bad
 TR> complexions. It's liberals who are supposed to be the sexy ones. (I
 TR> know that from watching "The West Wing" and all movies starring Julia
 TR> Roberts.)

Coulter sure does obsess on women. (see carpet muncher speculation above) 

 TR> But sadly for liberals, in real life, the fat, balding sweaty little
 TR> guy with the bad complexion is Perez Hilton and the smoking-hot babe is
 TR> Carrie Prejean.

Apparently Coulter does not like Perez Hilton and calls him a "liberal" (her
worst (in her alleged mind) insult) mostly because Hilton is guilty of
gay-bashing on his blog. He sure ain't morbidly obese, and with that
blue/pink/purple (pick a colour - pick a day) hair he certainly isn't bald.
Sweaty? I suppose that anyone human sweats ... something that Coulter would
know little about.
 
 TR> This apparent contradiction incites violent anger in liberals,
 TR> triggering their famous "fight or flight" response. So liberal
 TR> masturbators are, once again, launching furious attacks on a beautiful
 TR> Christian in a fit of pique similar to the one directed at Joan of Arc.

Still obsessing on women, masturbation (you think maybe she has trouble getting
laid? By any gender?) and perceived attacks by people who actually think and
thus cannot agree with her.
 
 TR> First, the Miss USA contest held a press conference to announce that
 TR> Prejean had breast implants. Take a Christian position in public and
 TR> Satan's handmaidens will turn all your secrets into front-page news.

Breast implants? So what? Other than the fact that Ms. Tinytits Coulter could
use a bit of .... errrrmmm enhancement in that area herself. Of course, if she
is as gay as she seems she won't need them to nurse a baby since gays cannot
get pregnant through their "activities". (There are no spit babies no matter
what you heard in seventh grade).

 TR> Next, a photographer released a single cheesecake photo of Prejean.
 TR> This prompted liberal reporters who have never met a Christian to
 TR> proclaim that Christians were outraged by the photo. Liberals believe
 TR> abortion is a sacrament, but smoking, wearing short skirts and modeling
 TR> lingerie are mortal sins. (And if wearing women's underwear is a basis
 TR> for being disqualified from the pageant, that's the end of Perez
 TR> Hilton's judging career.)

As these pageants are all about money - and if the organisers (like The Donald)
think they can wring a few more kopecks out of having Perez Hilton as a judge
... well, guess what? He's gonna be a judge.

 TR> Then on Monday some genuine "semi-nude" photos were released. These
 TR> were not what we'd call appropriate for a Christian. In a curiously
 TR> similar attack, the left's final attempt to destroy Paula Jones was to
 TR> lure her into appearing naked in Penthouse magazine. Oh well.

No photographer takes just one photo (see previous paragraph's lead claim)
which is more-or-less proven by Coulter's first sentence in this 'graph. Paula
Jones posed for Guccione's rag for feelthy lucre - lots of it. It wasn't a
liberal attempt to destroy Ms. Jones. It was a business decision to try and
sell more magazines. Of course we all know what women who perform acts naked
for money are called, right? I mean besides exotic dancers ...
 
 TR> Finally (so far, anyway), reporters gleefully released the divorce
 TR> records of Prejean's parents. Because when you want the truth, what is
 TR> more reliable than angry accusations traded in the middle of an
 TR> acrimonious divorce?

Once again Coulter reads into the news media's pandering to the public's desire
for "dirty laundry" (there's that Don Henley thing again) motives beyond a
simple quest for market share. Truly, this twat is a genuine paranoid.

 TR> Liberals used the divorce papers to argue that Prejean had some
 TR> deep-seated psychological disturbance causing her to oppose gay
 TR> marriage. Symptoms of this debilitating illness include a belief in
 TR> some sort of "god" and a reverence for the Bible.

There's that chant word "liberal" again ... as if liberal were a curse word. 

 TR> It's not as if Prejean's special talent in the Miss USA contest was to
 TR> perform an opposite-sex marriage. (Or, as the president and I call it,
 TR> "marriage.")

What was her "special talent", anyway? I didn't watch the show, don't care
about it, etc. Can she tie a maraschino cherry stem into a knot using only her
tongue? Put her heels behind her ears? What IS her special talent? Nationally
Enquiring minds want to know.

etc, etc, etc .... ad nauseum

Let me leave you with some other's thoughts on the Liberal vs Conservative
controversy ...

"When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot
be too conservative." --  Martin Luther King Jr.

"Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political
parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound
truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure
wind." -- George Orwell

And this final one from Minnesota Senator and former performer on Saturday
Night Live, Al Franken. It speaks directly to several of my points about the
media in the above message.

"The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're
about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to
cover."

ENJOY!!!

From Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen
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... A basic disconnect with reality which typifies the extreme right wing! DD
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