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Skriven 2010-05-12 12:02:00 av Dave Drum (17170.polinc)
  Kommentar till text 13065 av Ed Hulett (1:123/789.0)
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-=> Ed Hulett wrote to DAVE DRUM <=-

 DD>> No incumbents in 2010 is my cry!

 EH>> Which means you support a Republican majority for the next 2 years. How
 EH>> does that square with your narrow world view?

 DD> Not fucking hardly, sport.

 EH> I'm not your sport and I don't appreciate your use of gutter language
 EH> when addressing me.

And you're not a sport, either. So, I was wrong about that - as you were wrong
in assuming that I meant that you were MY sport. Further, I barely care what
you do and do not appreciate about the use of one of the most useful words in
the American lexicon.

http://tinyurl.com/32kcwbx

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the
word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck
is the only word referred to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just
by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in
the English language is derived from German ...the word fuieken, which means to
strike.

In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for instance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of
fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you
use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily
speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly... FUCK YOU!

Transcribed from a Monty Python skit.
 
 DD> You, like many, are stuck into the narrow two party political view of
 DD> politics.

 EH> You, like some, think that somehow a viable third party will
 EH> miraculously form out of thin air.

Who was talking about a third party? Toss the bastard out within their own
party. Like the antediluvian wing of the Utah Elephants did to sitting Senator
Bob Bennett. 
 
 DD> I merely meant that the electorate should rise up and throw the bums out.

 EH> I agree, but I'm also a realist and understand that there is no viable
 EH> third party to choose from.

Which fits into your narrow view of politics. Sort of like the phrase from that
Middle Eastern religion "As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall 
be." You're the one ringing in third parties. Not that it's impossible to get a
"third" party going. Or even a fourth. Difficult, but, not impossible.  
 
 DD> Then install a different set of bums pledged to do the
 DD> business of the people who sent them there instead of spending all their
 DD> time playing politics and building a cozy little sinecure and trying to
 DD> make a two (or four, or six) year term into a lifetime job.

 EH> Until things change, all you'll get is a new set of career congress
 EH> critters.

 EH>> I'm a supporter of term limits for all elected offices. That would get
 EH>> rid of these career congress critters who gain wealth off the backs of
 EH>> the people.

 DD> I posted just such a proposal in these precincts not long ago. Where
 DD> were you?

 EH> I did see it. I have been a supporter of term limits for a very long
 EH> time.

 EH>> I also support a 60% reduction in pay for Congress and the
 EH>> President and VP. If a private citizen has to live off of $100,000 or
 EH>> less a year, so should our elected representatives. Plus, government
 EH>> bureaucrats should be paid the same as the private sector pays and they
 EH>> should be easily fired if they don't do their job right. As it stands,
 EH>> they can sit and browse through porn all day and still keep their jobs.

 DD> I don't support pay reductions for the president - especially if you
 DD> want to pay bureaucraps the same as the private sector pays for similar
 DD> jobs.
 
 DD> Put that way the Prez would get an immediate and obscenely large pay raise
 DD> - along with unearned bonuses for accomplishing very little or nothing.
 DD> him, say, like Lloyd Blankfein over at Goldman-Sachs (who the pundits like
 DD> to tie the current prez to) and he'll get over 10 million bucks as opposed
 DD> to the current presidential pay of 400 grand (not counting perks like
 DD> Air Force One and the huge security apparatus).

 EH> GS contributed over $1million to candidate Obama in 2008.

What does your talking point have to do with the subject at hand. You begin to
sound like Sarah "I Quit" Palin. I could have cited P. A. Woertz at ADM (2009
compensation $15,466,064) or C. Robert Henrikson at Metlife (2009 compensation
$11,600,338). Probably should have as that would not give you an opportunity
for an unrelated talking point interjection.
 
 DD> Congresscritters pay should come from and be set by their home district.
 DD> Or their own pocket - except that would open a whole new keg of nails as
 DD> only the uber-rich would be able to afford to be a congress critter. And
 DD> we all know what sort of oligarchy that leads to, don't we?

 EH> I think there should be some pay for elected officials, but it needs to
 EH> be limited to their support while in session. I think it obscene that
 EH> someone can enter elective office poor and after a number of years
 EH> leave with millions in wealth.

"I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my
public service, and of retiring with hands clean as they are empty." -- Thomas
Jefferson (1743 - 1826)

ENJOY!!!

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