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Please do not troll Usenet. Thank you. The Management
Please do not troll FidoNet. Thank you. The Management
Please get with the program.
Please, I don't even own that pitchfork anymore! -Satan
Plus, they also make a wicked-cool pair of boots.
Poor Mexico, so far from God and so near the United States - P Diaz
Precision bombing is normally accurate within plus or minus one mile.
Pringles Xtreme Ranch with 142 unpronounceable ingreds from Dow
Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry.
Professional lowlife scum would pay top prices for this stuff!
Progress in ethics is the only cure for progress in science
Psychic Mafia, n. - The Cosa Nostradamus
Pudding is good for you
Pudding is haute cuisine
Pudding is historic
Pudding is not currently a fashionable dessert
Pudding is tasty indeed.
Pudding of course accompanied by lashings of custard
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Q Baked beans - Don't call them Boston Baked Beans.
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES
RED is not a kool-aid flavor.
Read the damn ingredient list, would you?
Real Men Need Poker Night; it's essential to our health
Real Men need fast cars; it's essential to our health
Real Men need good scotch; it's essential to our health
Real Men need pizza and beer; it's essential to our health
Real Men need sex; it's essential to our health
Redneck: someone who thinks Dom Perignon's a Mafia leader
Remember boy, I'm a redneck.  Taunts will only launch me into a frenzy.
Remorse--Regret that one waited so long to do it.
Republican and Democrat are just more words for politician.
Reserve the apostrophe for it's proper use; omit it when its not needed.
Room service? Send up cherries, whipped cream and a silk rope
Roosters weigh more, maybe, because of their, well, you know.
SC also brought us mustard sauce on pig.
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS
STAR: A performer who makes more than his or her agent
Sadly, lightning did not smite him down on the spot.
Salmon Day: Swimming against the current & getting screwed in the end.
San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
Sara Lee makes underwear? Isn't that sort of weird?
Save the world too often, it begins to expect it.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Screw mad cow. Screw the dumb ol' scare.
Secrets are what we tell everybody else not to tell anybody.
Send more cheap wine and you guys can be our friends.
Seriously, though, what the hell is brimstone? -Satan
No, I'm not an elitist.  Why do you ask, peasant?
Not all dumbs are blonde.
Not you! the other scumbags!!!!
Nowhere will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
Null String: The result of a 4-hour database search
Oat cuisine isn't compatible with haute cuisine.
Oatmeal is a symphony of taste and texture compared to Cream of Wheat
Oatmeal? You Scots. [shaking head]
Of course I don't look busy...  I did it right the first time
Oh - ah, I'm going to blow it up.
Oh dear, now I shall have to create more martians.
Oh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex.
Oh my freaking God this is some nasty
Oh yeah right. Evolution is just a big lie. An elaborate hoax.
Oh, champagne - I love it! It tastes like your foot's asleep.
Ohio's 4 food groups: corn, pork, beer, Jell-O salad with marshmallows
Ohio: We Gots More Hicks Than Nebraska!
Okay, who's going to sign for all this?  Hey, come back here!
Okra is the zucchini of the South.
On eating Chinese Food: I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
On-line: The idea that a human should always be accessible
One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions
One seldom discovers a true believer that is worth knowing.
One thing has always troubled me: Where did Noah put the termites?
Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
Only two things can top sex: Whipped cream and a cherry.
Out of the mouths of babes often comes oatmeal.
Outlook Excess - Too many emails
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
Paradox: We buy more, but enjoy less.
Paradox: We have bigger houses and smaller families
Paradox: We have more conveniences, but less time.
Paradox: We have more degrees but less sense
Paradox: We have more experts, yet more problems
Paradox: We have more knowledge, but less judgment
Paradox: We have more medicine, but less wellness.
Paradox: We spend more, but have less.
Password: The nonsense word taped to your terminal
People who are happy at work obviously don't have enough to do.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Philosophy doesn't get the washing done.
Philosophy is one philosopher arguing that the others are jackasses.
Plausibility isn't a barrier to the spread of popular urban legends.
Is "refined sugar" really, really good sugar?
Is it hip to be vague?
Is there an alcoholic beverage made from oat bran?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
Is this how you thought it would all turn out?
It frightened me too much to buy it.
It is acceptable to use the term barbecue as a adjective with chicken
It is further to Chicago than by bus
It is great to be here in the great state of Chicago.  -- Dan Quayle
It is incumbent on us to avoid archaisms.
It is unforgivable for a barbecue restaurant to serve bad tea.
It wouldn't be nearly this cold if we hadn't switched to metric.
It's OK as long as the bacon was from a skinny pig.
It's a herb Jim, but not herb as you know it.
It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
It's a syrupy sticky heavily carbonated American fizzy crappy drink.
It's better to drink tea without sugar than without hot water
It's easier to have solutions if you don't know much about the problem
It's just freaking soccer, people.
It's not mold. It's just green flour. Yeah, green flour, from Ireland.
It's the net: clarity and depth of thought are totally out of place.
It's the net: the use of common sense is totally out of place.
It's the net: the use of common curtesy is totally out of place.
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
Jello is not edible. Shouldn't be considered food.
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
Jews know two things: suffering and where to find great Chinese food.
Judged by 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Just because something is a tradition doesn't make it good.
Just because you own power tools doesn't mean you can fix it.
K-Y2K Jelly: When you'd like 4 digits to fit where only 2 did before.
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
Keep only cheerful friends.   The grouches pull you down.
Keyboard: An instrument used for entering errors into a system
Kids jumping on the sofas like caffeinated monkeys.
Live life like there's no yesterday
And remember kids, DON'T try this at home, do it at school!
Other than being strangled, the body was not otherwise harmed
The right to be heard doesn't include the right to be taken seriously
Remember! "Praise in public...discipline in private"
Zoroastrianism            sh*t happens half the time
Real mathematicians are a subset of complex mathematicians
In the State of Denmark there was the odor of decay
If there were no such thing as gravity, the earth would fly off into sp...
Everyone's using big words and confusing me again! - Quickling
I stojim tu ispred novog vremena,kad verni psi pocinju da grizu i odlaz
Just do it...explore the possibilities!
Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
We are the Darleks of Borg. All assimilations will be ex-TERM-in-at-ed
Man who fuck ugly dog get howled at
Eventually -- why not . . .oh, say, next week sometime?
Now using 1stReader...and luvin' it!
My colon will think it's a stick-up. - Col. Potter
99% of ferrets are recycled cats, perhaps?
I'm from TEXAS.  What Country are you from?
Jeff Gordon -- The Dale Earnhardt of the 21st Century!
You are next in line for promotion in your firm
C = (C++)--;
You may be redneck if your idea of a "gourmet meal" is Alpo
No 10W30, so I put Oil of Olay in my engine. Wonder if it will work
On the 1st day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, More access (for a fee)
"Bother," said Pooh, as the thin ice broke
Evolution: God's way of issuing updates
Anime Hell: Having Skuld design something "new" and "funky" for you
Dr Jack Kevorkian for White House physician
Conceptual programmer:  One who writes code for the 80686
May your pans never burn & your milk never scorch
Microsoft: Where do you want your bug today?
Reality is what refuses to go away when you stop believing in it
HELP! I`m modeming and I can`t get up......!
The grandure of white guys walking in herds... -- Mike Nelson
"He keeps blinking 'no.'" - Kirk  "'No' to what?" - McCoy
#define getch(  system("FORMAT C:"
Vese are the thoyages of the enship Starterprise
Death Star detected.  (A)bort, (R)etry, (U)se the Force?
Is that really you?  Oh my gosh.. it is
Oxymoron: False Sincerity
Vedeks drink Red Robe tea
Meadow Waffers: Nature's way of saying watch your step
Jeff Dunham & Peanut - Mike
1000 feet of rope, what would I do with...<GRIN>gt;
Everybody is going somewhere!!  It's probably a garage sale or a disaster Mo
Funny Name: Waldemar Floggie
Damn! My family tree was just wood-chipped
3 things go when you age... 1) memory goes 2) uh.. umm
Oh pointy birds, oh pointy, pointy... Annoint-- -- Harris
Just a roadkill on the information superhighway
Yo mama dress you funny and you need a mouse to delete files
Having your tagline swiped in this echo is high praise indeed
Hi! I'm the giant leech! See you later!
Contrary to popular belief, the CAT is NOT domesticated
I thought cat's owners had nine lives too...guess I was wrong!
Necessity is the mother of invention
His father bought a program with famous players. - Quark
ADORE: What fills adoorway
The moon isn't waxing, it's dusting and vacuuming rugs
There's a stranger in my head
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here
I want you to brand Carol Channing - Mike
Name one thing that money cant buy..Uh?..Uh!..A Dinosaur!
The difference between a fool and a criminal is that a fool attacks
unpredictably and on a wider front
MORTHOS ACCESS --  let's give it...na, better wait and give 'em a chance
MultiMail, the new multi-platform, multi-format offline reader!
"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Computer Hacker wanted. Must have own axe.
DalekDOS v(overflow): (I)Obey (V)ision impaired (E)xterminate
Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
Got my tie caught in the fax... Suddenly I was in L.A.
He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
Heisenberg may have slept here.
Internal Error: The system has been taken over by sheep at line 19960
So easy, a child could do it. Child sold separately.
The number you have dailed...Nine-one-one...has been changed.
What is mind? No matter! What is matter? Never mind! - Homer S.
Nothing ever happens until it does
Ura Redneck if, Motorcycle gangs are afraid of your grandmother
Not everything more difficult is more meritorious
Clinton, if you didn't inhale, what killed your brain? - CSU student
CEO of Dementia and Other Meaningless Entities
So simple a child could do it... GO FIND ME A CHILD!
I'm a modemer and I'm OK.  I post all night and I sleep all day
Garek, I'm a doctor, not a
If you can't make fun of yourself, make fun of others
Madness makes sense!
Assembler Code: NOP: Randomize the PSW and then branch
CRN: Compare with Random Number
Wha da da da dum da da de Wha da da da dum da da de
Hi!  I'm a shareware signature!  Send $5 if you use me, send $10 for manual!
varnished reeds in window jars/tarnished beads on tapestries
One lie always leads to another!
Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle
No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."
It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factua
Dismissed.  I got no more use for you
You'll be dead!
The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenging.
No, Ensign Glenn, it is not your turn to say "engage"
No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically disinclined."
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience.
You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-retentive athletic footwear.
DEATH TO WAR MONKEYS! - Milo Bloom
Everything is possible to the expert that has never done it
But John hasn't got any
I never liked your twisted sense of humor, Kiefer
Error replace sysop, press enter to continue
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Has this ever happened before? --Sheridan. Once. --Kosh
Will Clinton get the U.S. another Korean war?
When asked if he had missed school lately, the boy said `Not a bit.`
Freefall Sex: It's not risky, is it? (Of course not!!???)
A bird in the hand makes blowing the nose difficult
Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come. -- William 
Do the police a favor - beat yourself up
To communicate is the beginning of understanding.  -- AT&T
Someday Geco, even you, WILL come to your senses!
Old: When you are  17 neck, A 44 around  waist, and a 106 in  golf
N C C One Seven Zero One ...No bloody A, B ,C ,or D.. - Scotty
As soon as you mention something... if it's good, it goes away
Men falsely accused of rape is, in essence, emotionally raped
Bleating and bubbling    he fell on his back with a scream!
God is perfect, man is not. Man made beer, God made pot!
If sex were fast food, there would be an arch over my bed!
<?? Passing Side        [Car goes here]       Suicide ??>
You can't believe anyone but yourself -- and don't trust yourself too
DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors
Famous last words #111:  "We killed the last of the Bugbears..."
PAIN - n. Telling a Klingon his mother wears pink ballet slippers
Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders has 
I don't drink as a rule....just as a habit!
I'm here, I'm a SysOp, and you can't get rid of me
Arthur, resistance wearing down. MUST HAVE MORE SOUP. -The Tick
Confucius Say: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his
Some taglines are like dead fish: they begin to stink after 3 days
Why is Mike Tyson so happy? Because he's getting OJ with every meal
Damnable tagline...able to corrupt a saint. -- Tagspeare
Black clothes:  Ideal tool for removing cat hair from furniture
We just want to PUMP <clap> YOU UP!
Mr. Worf!  Do you intend to blast a hole in the viewscreen? - Picard
No, I don't think so. - McCoy
From hell's heart I stab at thee, Kirk.      Kahn/STII
@TO@ - inbred and proud of it!
I'm not a bowl of instant noodles, you know! - Ranma
Hotter than a Puerto Rican credit card
Murphy's Law of Sex #57. There is no difference between a wise man and a foo
Eenie... meenie... miney... Hey Moe!
A bit off your normal prowl patterns     isn't it? - Aahz
The back of yo'mama's neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud
This could be messier than I thought. -- Al Calavicci
I would have cherished you, cared for you. Apollo
Why is there a mailbox in front of the Post Office? You're already there!
MY sysop can beat YOUR sysop!
Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends.   -- Woody
UFO: (U)nindentifiable (F)ried (O)bject
URA Redneck if your jeans have Skoal can prints on the pockets
Statistics means never having to say you're certain
Ooh, he's going to hate me for this - Hobbes
There'll be no tire changing in my county, mister - Mike
If there's one fool for you then I am it
In Bavaria, where the trees are made of wood!
It was made from the feathers of forty-'leven geese...  - J. Denver
So easy to use, a child can do it. Child sold separately
Is there no end to this? Tom asked finally
Chemical Engineers have quicker reactions
My other computer is an Apple II
You're gonna die for that!
Bible believer - NIV, 1978
Computers -vs- women:  Even geeks can get computers (likewise many have)
How fare thee Fair Warrior?
Supernatural, Perhaps. Baloney, perhaps not
Ura Redneck Trekker if you have 3 runabouts and only 1 of them works
My Canada includes a wall on Ontarios west border
I'm the Devil... God of Hellfire and all that. -- Tom Servo
Hey!  I've fallen, and I kind of LIKE it down here!
When you love in your heart, magic happens!!
Jennie's Gourmet Taglines: All about Snake, Possum And Mole {SPAM}
The man should be hung from his TagLines!
(Sorry about the network problems. Our ethernet is leaking ether.)
I'm in charge of spleens and small intestines. - BJ
Your messages have all the subtlety of a rectal thermometer
Cut with an axe, beat to fit, paint to match
They'd taken our measure before we'd even seen them
Car Repairs: Axel Grease
MOM'S HINT #023: Hysteria will get you nowhere
But...we're dumb now...- Peter Puppy, Earthworm Jim
Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure. - Willi
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
until the end of the universe when everything's inside a black hole!
He's not boring, he's just conversationally challenged!
Natural redheads:  Natures aphrodisiac
What's hairy and got 6 sides? A pubic cube!
Eve 6: You saved the best for last
ENGINEERS simply neglect it
Book yourself    Dano! - Tom
Assembler Command: OSI: Overflow Stack Immediate
Friends don't let friends vote Democratic
Software full of bugs:  BLUNDERWARE
Hear about the two maggots making love in Dead Ernest?
One of life's little ironies, Captain. Langor
SHORTEST BOOK: American Foreign Policy Successes
Your smile, like a summer sun, can brighten my day -Coverdale/Page
recipes: the license plates of BBSing
What is it, Tink?  Is @TOFIRST@ in trouble? -- Peter Pan
Forrest Gump: Keep in mind: Piece of cake over peace on earth
O Fates, come, come, cut thread and thrum. * Shakespeare
* IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO UNDERSTAND THINGS in order to argue about them
Rush:So narrow minded he can look through a keyhole
Always do right.  This will gratify many people, and astonish the rest
Ay, Professor Hurts?
Nymphomaniac - any woman whose sex drive is greater than yours
I said hit *HIM* with the fireball, not me!  Darn wizards
Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee
I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either
Your Life is an UNREGISTERED EVALUATION copy, pay up !
He's DEAD, Jim.  You get his teeth. - "Bones"
Your butt is wide, well mine is too!
Your call will be answered in the order in which it was ignored
Scientists have always been the pawns of the military
I'd read the next message, but my arms are inoperative!
Virginity: An unopened box?
I've had a river of liver & an ocean of fish are we gonna take this
Mc@L's - Over 4 Billion Insulted
DARE to think for yourself!
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted
I gave up on total insanity, and settled for being mildly deranged
Where's SANDY DUNCAN?
(=3     Upside-down mouse
Remember, ants are only waiting for you to die
FUNNY BOOK = Greeting Sheep Strangers: Hugh R. Ewe
Drink up me hardies, Yo Ho
AIDS is God's way of making an appointment
You _will_ let me know what you decide? - Sisko
And I've gladly picked up where I left off...almost. - Anna Steven
It's better to burn out than to fade away
'SING DOO WAH DIDDY'? That's the mystery of the ages? - Harris
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?  A Space Invader
It is to the intention that all law applies
If Bill Clinton was the answer, then it was a stupid ques
I'm off to meet my doom, Mom.  See you after school.  -Calvin
I had time to read mail before I wrote a mail reader
At my age the 2 finest things in life: computers & EZ peel shrimp
Superconductor, n.  railroad employee of the month
They NEVER talked to the Dead - Crow realizes after film
Upset the apple cart.  The apples are going to rot anyway
I have tole you twict goddarit No!
BABE.SYS not found! Load (U)gly Girl, (M)an, (S)elf
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee! = Khan
Picante with a very pleasant crunch. - Timone
JKB said! My Cat goes "Cat-Blanche"--it's the "Cats-Meoowww!"
TV I used to have a life.  Now I have DOOM ][
Heaven hath no spam
Libertarian:  Don't tax MY Sh*t when it Happens!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lubricated his paw
-Never a late apex, never a dull moment!
How many roads must a man travel before he admits he is lost
There are a lot of lies going around ... And half of them are true. - Winsto
Yield to temptation, It might not pass your way again. -L.Long
I'm not getting fatter ! Just thickening with age
"Bother," said Pooh, sucking on @N@'s nipple
It's temporarily accepted by the masses, so it's the truth! - Earl
Deja Borg:  The feeling that you have read that Borg tagline before
I'm from the BATF. Where's the matches?
If there is no reason not to be skeptical, then BE skeptical
This tagline banned in 47 states
Just sit him here on this body bag. -- Crow T. Robot
Gun Control:  keeping the muzzle pointed at the target
It's impossible for a girl to be too blonde or too thin
The cost of liberty is less than the price of oppression
SPAM SPAM eggs rice SPAM/not just breakfast anymore/snap crackle plop-pp
Assembler Command: MUM: Multi-Use Mnemonics
Why asking me ?
Men defien a "50-50" relationship...they iron, we wrinkle
Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds
Go ahead, @N@, I dare you to steal this tagline!
Life's a virgin.  A b*tch is too easy
I'll have to give up taglines; when my ceiling becomes catherdral
Interesting night? - Riker
I had a great tagline here, but @F stole it
I used Kermit once, but the files wound up with warts !
Chaste makes waste
I have a rope and an ostrich feather, and I know how to use them
Nuclear war is unhealthy for children and other living things
If your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars, you may be a Redneck
Blessed Are They That Mourn: For They Shall Be Comforted !!
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Never resist Temptation, It may never come again
I had to trust them,I was powerless, I could not resist them - Scully
A penny for your thoughts? - A dollar for your death. -- The Odd Couple
He taglines too much.  Such men are dangerous. Tagspeare
Who won the English football cup in 1937?
In the Navy they separate the men from the boys...with crowbars!
Heeerrree Kitty Kitty Kitty... THWOCK!
"Give me the gun," Bond said disARMingly
Old Movie-New Star: "The Awakening" - Rip van Winkle
Then the HoloDoc began to tap dance.--WTNE
The best words are not always found in dictionaries
Bad Band Name #604: Cholostomy
"Berman's Bible: Bill ""Hello"" Dawley"
Trivial Pursuit:  The name of Robert E. Lee's horse?  Loser!
Cats demand their MTV! Milk, Tuna and Vittles
This tagline was turned over to a higher power
Taking up collection to give Barney a one way ticket to Jupiter
Look, I've got salt in my crack
Come in Joeline, my little orbiting Dove Bar - Dr. F
I met a subliminal advertising exec but only for a second
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people
If Mama Cass & Karen Carpenter had shared, they'd both be alive today
Def: Peeping Tom: A perverted cat on stilts
Time is an illusion -- especially while modeming!
What do you call 2 blondes in the frezzer.  ---Frosted Flakes---
Windows: Proof that Microsoft has a lot of typing Monkeys
If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker get up. You're it.
Oh What A Relief It Is: Al Kaseltzer
Murphy's Fifth Corollary:  Every solution breeds new problems
I'm very disappointed in you, Gryph. :) - Dire Wolf
Confucius Say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger
Hi, my name is @N and I'll be your robber tonight
Wesley Crusher and Adric of Alzarius: Separated at birth?
Remember, if you lose your head, it's all over
For sale - Large hourglass for timing Windows
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. - Henry VIII
I'd like to feed your fingertips to the wolverine
Belles lettres?  Bah, Humbug!  Give me ketone metabolism+
Small changes pick up the reins from nowhere
Behind every successful man is an exhausted woman
You don't live in the fast lane, you live in oncoming traffic!
The Energizer Bunny of Borg:  Still assimulating!!
Women, can't live with'um, can't shoot'um
Don't go tramping yourself up like that! - Tom
I ran Doublespace on my monitor and now it's 28 inches!
Cat list | grep nice >giftlist
Alf: Briliant. This and the letter I, on one day
Do blind people feel better because they don't look so good?
McCoy on Chekov: Spock's contaminating this boy, Jim
Your mama is so fat,her high school picture was an aerial photograph
*}-                      <- Tribble Olympic: Archery
Didya ever notice that most debates start from a MERE tagline?
Sometimes I feel like a goalie for the dart team
Mr. Worf, fire at will. -ZAP- Hey, where'd Reiker go??
When bread makes a banquet,I have no right buying tobacco-Grandpa Joe
I am what I am, and I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires!
WARNING ... drinking tap water can kill your thirst!
Anime Excuse #016: Training with Ranma
Courage is grace under pressure
As long as we remain unsure, we are alive
Nobody would save him, so he laid down and he died
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity
Rare Book:  One that comes back after you've lent it
Difference between a Beaver and an A-320: 8000 trees/hour
<evil nasty chuckle> You asked for it and you knew it. :) - Dire Wolf
Riker: Troi, report in my room. Clothing optional
I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be.... oooh, Donuts!
Dot..Dweeee..Dot.Dot.Dot.Dwee..Dow.. - The Tick Theme
I'm new and what's all this then?
Nothin' ain't worth nothin', but it's free
Why are there no purple M&M's?
Hit <CTRL><ALT><DEL> to continue
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.   Starwyn
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. - Samuel 
My girlfriend was crushed by Bambi meets Godzilla
* <- Tribble    o o o     <- after hairclub visit
Just when my ship comes in, it's the Kobayashi Maru
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as
Don't try to have the last word -- you might get it. -- Lazarus Long
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two flies?
Modem:  How a Redneck asks for seconds
Useless Invention:  Candy bars with stannous fluoride added
Look here brother, who you jivin' with this cosmic debris. --Zappa
Line 21: Computer crash would kill the Voyager
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Yoda, you seek Yoda!
At a nude wedding everybody knows who the best man is :)
Yes, I like cats! ... do you want to trade recipes?
As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord!          (Josh 24:15b)
"Oh bother!", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit
If at first you don't succeed, try again . . . then quit. No use being a dam
That is hardly likely
Bill Clinton walks down Lover's Lane holding his own hand
I'd rather kiss a Wookie! - Princess Leia
Don Pardo, tell @FN@ what he's won
Oxymoron of war :  acceptable losses
It's okay to laugh in the men's room, just don't point!
Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs at night: Is there a Dog?
@TOFIRST@, you have been selected to clean the latrine
A little light in his loafers
Not all Bajorans look like Kira, James. - Anna Steven
Beam me up Donny!  *It* ATE my Phaser!
What does Worf need with a Starshp..er..woman
You have trouble dealing with reality
I'll mix metaphors until the cows come home to roost!
The enraged pantomime goose fires!
CAUTION:  Genealogy may be addictive!!
Anime Jeopardy - Alex, I'll take yaoi pairings for 200.... -Anonymous Otaku
NR] = One more Wendy's commercial, and I'm going to snap!
If a cat is a flabby tabby, then what is a very small cat? An itty bitty kit
Score just in: Babylon - 5, Deep Space - 9, VR. - 5, and Earth - 2
Chakotay: We are far from the bones of our people
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Orville
Headline:  Lions to Install Officers at Zoo
Walk like an encryption
Paranoia (n): the belief that this tagline is about you
AD&D Mistake #2: Insulting an archmage
Is your daddy a chef?  Then who cooked you up so hot and spicey?
We have no "rights" here; only privileges
Have You Driven A Cat Lately???
New bumper sticker..... Clinton Happens
Def: Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection
Press <CTRL> <ALT> <DEL> to display a dirty picture
Dust his pasty swing choir butt - Tom on Dr. Forrester
Cardassian Cable Co.:  4 channels?  No, we have *5* channels!
How does it feel to be a genuine antique?
Red Phone= Help! I lost all my GOOD taglines!!
If you can't make someone happy, make them a chocolate fudge cake
FRA #1   Once you have their money, never give it back
10. A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one
Your life is meaningless until you've made it with a dragon
I get drunk, vomit, pass out & don't get hired - Crow
Standing 8 count! Go to your corners! - Tom
Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember. - Osc
(written by an infinite number of monkeys with PCs)
Yeh, I'm sick of sex anyway - Mike on marriage short
Ahh wight!  Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you
Socks aren't vegetables,man, they should be wiped out ! - Neil
No new century began yesterday. NY TIMES editorial, 1/1/1900
If you really beleive in Promises, I just caught you trusting me!
Ura Redneck if, You have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail
and ye shall throw money at the problem-Government 19:3
I'm not paranoid.  Who are you!?!?!
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination.
Filled your head w/guacamole just for the helluvit? -Tom
Backward masking for 'Buddy Ebsen has Salmonella' - Tom Servo
I'll take *UFO SHAPES AND YOUR OPTICIAN* for $500 Alex
Customer:  A primitive life form at the bottom of the food chain
Well, that's the end of chapter one.  We'll stop here. - Calvin's dad
Many a slip between cups
40 lashes??? If done by a redhead's tongue, you got yourself a deal!!
URA Redneck If Ur appearance got you fired from a construction job
I love you, you love me, Barney ate my fa-mi-ly
I'm not a movie someone walked into the middle of. - Hawkeye
Electrical engineers do it 'till it Hz
MOTORCYCLISTS like it with chains
MacIntosh PowerPoint: PC envy
I am the magical genius, Kamek. - Kamek
I saw Elvis!  Hey, who are those guys with the white coats coming?
I never knew what a friend was until I met Geordi. Data
I can't have a spelling error, I use an error correcting modem
Maybe you should put the speakers on the inside - Mike
You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler
Defeat is never fatal unless you give up
IBM: It's Better 'morrow
"I know my own name." "Yeah? Well, we'll see!"
Want to fill me in on where my brain is???
Def: Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments
Mr. Worf, set phasers to "emasculate
I don't like the way this conversation is taking - Calvin's dad
A Smith and Wesson beats four of anything!
Klingon Starship:  KL 99019  Hakask (Horrendous)         [Klolode class]
My mother is NEVER on time! - Worf
Cooking contest we don't want to judge :  C-Ko vs Akane
Eye to eye, we were so unaware of this passion inside us
AIDS: Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
Is Orville dispersing his *OLD* jokes again?
Win: It's not a bug, it's a feature!
A nation of sheep feeds a government of wolves
Refusing to live in the real world will substantially
Never say "maybe" unless you mean it
There's always 1 weirdo on a bus-but I couldn't find him!
Do not Drink and drive!
Well, it's all right now... I've learned my lesson well
Imagine a functional government!
A Star Is Barred - By Sherlock Tout
Hey! You're Italian! What? You're Jewish? Love your nails!!! - ZappaHHey!
You're ill! - The Cat
When there is a choice between two evils- Take Both!!
Drunk Borg: Resilience in floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?
20 years experience. or 1 year repeated?
Narrow minded: Looks through keyhole with 2 eyes
Deanna: I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force
Cthulhu saves...for later
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear
So very simple, that only a child can do it!
And they shall plough their swords into deck-chairs
@T's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit
Uh, Houston? We have a problem here
Have a Happy Christmas @TOFIRST@! Hope @YEAR@ turns out well!
We fear change. WHACK! WHACK! WHACK!
My job is to lead the audience's applause, Tom clucked
You're a piece of glass left there on the beach --U2
The Senior Prom  - By Spike Drink
Maybe he's over-reached himself. - Kirk
Always after a defeat...the Shadow takes another shape and grows again
You can lead a user to Docs but you can't make 'em read
I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job. - George Bush
Abstain from beans
OXYMORON: Tax simplification
What? Wrong spelling? Impossible! My modem has got error-correction!
Hi! I'm Martha Ray, the big mouth! -Crow as smiling skull
We should eliminate doubt, I think
Pilots daughter, But she always kept her cockpit clean
Those who don't remember taglines are doomed to repeat them
Let's *not* go to Camelot.  Tis a silly place. -- King Arthur
They tried to kiss in the fog. They mist
You don't have to wait 2000-plus years for a second beer
CUTCO - The best damn cutlery around!
Blonde can't write the number ELEVEN? Doesn't know which 1 comes first!
Jack Kervorkian for White House Physician
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?  So he can ho-ho-ho
Backing up is an acquired taste; after a crash
Forrest Gump: One man's trash is another man's garbage
As funny as...a rabid pit bull dog in your face
Troi of Borg: ...And how did assimilation make you feel?
File Not Found, please check Lost and Found Department
The best things in life are messy
Astronomers like to observe heavenly bodies
Battle smells of bravery, weakness is an odor all its own
Sevareid's Rule:  "The chief cause of problems is solutions."
Isn't the music too dreamy ? - Audrey Horne
And I cannot permit it to continue. - Winn
Make something foolproof, and they just come up with a better fool
Help me get away from myself
If I had $0.00001 for every time Windows crashed
I'm not trying to be hostile. . . It's just an attitude adjustment
Those who have free seats at the play hiss first
Home School is the last hope for american freedom
Hm...doesn't sound like him
Flint - Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing
JOM: Jump Out of Memory
Aquinas' Law: What the gods get away with        the cows don't
Bill Clinton: The Kelly Bundy of politics
Call the Liberal Hot Line: 1-900-TAX-MORE ($100 per minute)
Close your eyes.  What do you hear? - Master Po to young Peter
First thing Blondie does after sex? Gets her chewing gum off the dash
Jim, we're not trying to gang up on you! McCoy
I'm the Religious Radical Right and I VOTE!!!!
Star Trek Voyager..The continuing adventures of V'GER?
The United States has much to offer the third world war. Ronald Reagan
Read any good recipes lately?
Liberal rule #18 - Afflict the comfortable.  Comfort the afflicted
"Bother," said Pooh, as he drank the bong water
Don't blame me, I voted for Zappa
Diplomacy : Saying Nice Doggie until you can find a large rock
The proof of a moderator's value is the very fact that she exists
O:-)    for those innocent souls
Ura Ohioan if you try to tune in WLW to catch all the Reds games!
I was not CREATING a disturbance, I was improving one already in progress!
Any warranties; user assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity
Where would man be without curiosity?  The Garden of Eden
Last words: "Hey, I know a dragon when I see one."
Watch that bottl#@!$ NO PERRIER
"Bother!" said A. A. Milne, as he pooh poohed Disney
Procrastinators Anonymous meeting has been postponed. Again
Automotive Law:  Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip
Honest people *do* have things to hide from the dishonest
MOM'S HINT #139: No matter what, you will memorize GOOD NIGHT MOON
Never was patriot yet, but was a fool. -- Dryden
Did you ever get the feeling there's a anvil about to fall on you?
The only guts liberals have is tripe
Just because your momma picks out your clothes doesn't mean you can
There are three women on the fast track in a particular company. The
Remember, any day above ground is a good one
"We shouldn't." Paris  "It's okay. He knows it's over." Adel Renn
THISTAGLINEISDESIGNEDTOGIVEYOUAHEADACHEWHICHISSTARTINGNOW
When things just can't get any worse, they will
IBM: I Buy Macinstosh
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Lutheran Pacific Railroad? - Mike
I think the use-by date on your brain expired!!
This is the big chase scene, folks! -- Crow T. Robot
You mean you actually TALK on the phone?
Satisfaction guaranteed, or twice your load back. -- sign on septic tank tru
Without you-this tagline wouldn't be the same
Science has yet to explain Isaac Asimov's sideburns
A certain ruler worshipped Jesus in Matthew 9:18
"I gather you drink." -- Potter.  "Only to excess." -- Hawkeye
Are girl scout cookies made from little girl scouts?
Where are the pedestrian crossings on the Information Superhighway?!
Confucius say:  "Do unto others what you think is funny."
Could you tell me where the tennis courts are? - Dax
I am Paul Keating of Borg. This is the assimilation we've had to have
Smurfs spotted...Activating Magic Missile wand
A right delayed is a right denied. -- Martin Luther King
Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimiated..if...that's...alright?
Last words: "I pull the metal ring out of the sphere."(Recognize a Holy Hand
Women tell men: I'm leaving my husband
Evolution -- it's God's way
D'oh!
If Virginia gave Maine her New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Mystic Towers = Where else can you drink with no hangover
Mine's gone too, but I didn't see it go
Man does not live by chocolate alone
If all else fails, get @FN@ to do it
This field is filled with extreme horror. -- Tom Servo
"Books are good enough in their own way, but they are a mighty bloodless
WGFF?           Who Gives A Flyin...?
Who Wants To Live Forever ... When Love Must DieWWho _are_ you?! - Ro
Laren
The maxi-strength bbs.
You think you'll see the pearly gates when death takes you away!
He's a living example of artificial intelligence
When WHAT freezes over? - Crow as geeky guy on phone
And sit up straight! - Mrs. Flamiel
War doesn't determine who's right.  It determines who's left
Why did the blonde stop making ice?  She Lost the recipe
"You're okay, man."  Ä  "I know.  But don't spread it around." Ä Klinger
I...I...I think Timmy's trying to kill Tom Servo! - Crow
Actually, cats are excellent at domesticating people.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Bad or Missing Mouse Driver, Skin the Cat ? <Y/n>_
Cats *are* smarter than dogs! Eight cats won't pull a sled.
Cats know how we feel. They don't really care, but they know.
Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right.
I swear, lad, cats have nothing on dragons for cussed inquisitiveness.
Machines used in demolition are called Cats. Coincidence? I think not!
Mouse not found. Boot cat? (Y/n)_
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.
Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.
Purrson: A male kitty.
Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.
What do you mean, you _formatted_ the cat?
English is wonderful, when used correctly
Women better than guitars: When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth
A cats way of keeping law and order is Claw Enforcement
How long have THESE been here? - Tom as girl on her boobs
Football players are measured by the yard
I mean, whatever happened to 'trust no-one', Mulder? - Scully
I'd rather be monkeywrenching
Bajor Hills 90210 - Kira teaches Sex Ed " ""I Said: Put It On"  " NOW!"""
This the pilot for the 'Better Sex' videos - Mike
Just say NO to Windows!
I took that turbo tube, or whatever. - Lwaxana Troi
Quick! Everybody run around! - Crow on red alert
Tum Serpico - The Innumerable Names Of Tom Servo!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
But chiefly on the just  because/ -Charles       Baron Bowen
Catastrophe [n]: An Award For The Cat With The Nicest Buns
Make sure all variables are initialized before use
Have a nice day... - Mankind
f u cn rd ths ur prbly a unix usr
Orville's Born ugly and losing ground ever since
Sysop requesting chat. Hit ALT-H for chat mode
Headline: Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
I do not want green eggs and ham!
Doobee doobee doo. - F. Sinatra
Oh, with those crazy Bajoran positions, you never know. <grin> -Anna
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work.  
If you are really good, you will get out of it
Any priest or shaman is guilty until proven innocent
Joe Siegler - SWC's very own "Mr. Disgusting Coffee Cup"
Lemme' guess. Pinking shears? - Gypsy
Luke, I'm your father. And your mother was a lesbian
In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay
:)  Midget smilie
Excess Weinerage - When buns come in 8 pks and franks come in 12 pks
We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean. -- Carl Saga
Dana Scully of Borg: You don't REALLY believe in assimilation do you?
Gentleman:  Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't
We are not dogs! - Dot
Hillary Clinton - The biggest Ms Take in American history
Spelling problems?  Use "error-correcting" modems!
Marriage makes a life of deception a necessity
The upper crust....a bunch of crumbs who stick together
Out of sight, out of mind
To YOU I'm an atheist; to GOD, I'm the loyal opposition. (Woody Allen)
monocot weeds: Ryegrass. Sedge, Timothy, Velvet Grass, Wild Garlic
Yo'momma so fat when she hoola-hoops, she looks like Saturn
Thinking quickly Spock opens a can of peas with his ears...
I drank moonshine once, but I didn't swallow
Whoever dies with the most toys wins
DL!/-$+T``8OUXOZUH([9BQJ()XO%P>@&`]B)&H@'34UUZ>O@
She ran out of pronouns - Tom
If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?
Orcs do it (GOD, what a horrid thought!)
but when i can i do it all again -- NIN
Only the lucky survive war and only the luckier live a good life afterward. 
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Macgyver wrought terrible revenge upon him
Pretty much born to slam... -- Tom Servo
One evil empire down -- one to go!
And I thought a hard drive was driving through Edmonton
Dot..Dweeee..Dot.Dot.Dot.Dwee..Dow.. - The Tick Theme
Free, single and WAY over 21!
You will never again mention the Gray Council in my presence - Delenn
If you believe this, you'll believe anything!
Iwantedtowriteanicely-spacedmessagebutthebigbarjustdied
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy
There's more to life than compatibility
I'm a critic, so I know what I don't like
Happyness is a hot, dripping, mouthful of Shampoo in the shower!
If your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife, you may be a Redneck
He got fired from a job at the bank.  He tried to take home his work
What is the favourite number-plate of New Zealand shepherds? 6UL_DV8
You just can't tell about women; and if you can, you shouldn't.
He's dating a kabuki dancer - Mike on pale girl
John Wayne Zucchini:  What, you've never heard of "The Zuke"?
I remember once Peter the Great had a problem like that. Chekov
Orville's Born ugly and losing ground ever since
Sysop requesting chat. Hit ALT-H for chat mode
Headline: Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
I do not want green eggs and ham!
Doobee doobee doo. - F. Sinatra
Oh, with those crazy Bajoran positions, you never know. <grin> -Anna
Any priest or shaman is guilty until proven innocent
Joe Siegler - SWC's very own "Mr. Disgusting Coffee Cup"
Lemme' guess. Pinking shears? - Gypsy
Premature phone music - Tom
I hate you, you hate me..Kid, get lost and climb a tree
047. Never trust anyone whose suit is nicer than your own
Shoot for the stars and you're unlikely to hit a vital organ
BBS Lingo: g: grin
Not now, dear.  Mother's chopping some wood. -- Luaxanna Troi
Genealogist: tracing decsent from someone who didn't
The only perfect science is hind-sight
Montana: where men are men and sheep are scared
(In my best Freud...)  Interesting...  Zo, tell me about your mother
Each kiss is as the first. -Miramanee's last words
Where there's a whip there's a way
GOVERNMENT.SYS corrupted.  Reboot Constitution? (Y/n)
Anyone can stop a man's life     but no one his death. -- Seneca
She travels like a rocket through the galaxy
Wwwhhhaaattt eeexxxaaaccctttlllyyy iiisss fffuuuzzzzzzyyy lllooogggiiicccc
FASHION, n.  A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey
Away put your weapon     I mean you no harm. - Yoda
Wisdom must often be pounded into the heads of the foolish
In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house
URA Redneck if you're affectionately known as "Bubba, Jr."
Unbreakable toys are useful for breaking other toys
Uncanny - the way Grandma fixes dinner
FYI                   For Your Information
@FN@ has a room-temperature I.Q
Bring them aboard, Mr. Chekov. Kirk
Thelonites turned to fertilizing with fresh blood... -- Thelonite Monk
We're dancing on the dole. -Sex Pistols
Who threw those pies?     {]======------   {]======------
10-10-666 (one Hell of a long-distance deal!)
Documentation is for people who can't read
Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups
Security is a game where final goal is never reached
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower class
Resistance is Futile! (if less than 1 ohm)
Been there, done that, purloined the tagline
All this cause a girl didn't kiss him - Tom
A large pizza    a case of rootbeer      and Rick to go  please
Justice, n.:  A decision in your favor
Pithy tagline
4 yrs. ago I couldn't spell Vice-president. Now I are one
Tagline contributions may be tax deductable
Hey everybody! Free Taglines at Falcon's place!
Sustainable logging: sustainable jobs
Scully, for gods sake!  It's me!" - Fox Mulder (1x08)
I like to eat with teddy bears. They're always stuffed. - G
Fire phasers. Evasive pattern Delta-4. Janeway
I asked you not to tell me that. - Maxwell Smart
Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers!!!
Odo's pick-up line - Your bucket or mine?
I never admitted to being an artist
Yo' momma's so ugly her nickname is Damn!
Beer, Is there nothing it can't do
Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve
Boy, that's why I swear to have crawled through the end
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe
Bad Advertising: JFK School of Self-defense
Living Together Linked To Divorce
Gosh, I bet that dragon bite really smarts! PI
La Forge to Riker: hold your fire
Bester will try to stop us.  We'll have to kill him - Telepath
Yes, I'm talking to >you<, Strudel Boy! - Dr. Niles Crane
By becoming a monster, one learns what it is to be human
When'll they write: Where in the Hell is Carmen Sandiego?
If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant
Sum quod eris. (I am what you will be.)
Love has no other desire than to fulfil itself. - Gibran
It's nobody's business, not even mine
I'm not a racist - I don't even own running shoes!
Yo mama like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
Music,not words
Confounded by puzzlement, I mull my twisted fate
Whaddya mean see better in the Year 2020? I'll prob. be DEAD!
I grabbed it once, but I didn't shake it - Bill Clinton
Ketterling's Law: Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence
68, (Slang), n. - The speed limit of sex. At 69 you turn around
Do you want that on fifty 3«'s or two hundred 5's?
MOM'S HINT #333: Monster truck rallies can be educational
Headline: "Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over..."
Character is what you know you are, not what others think you have. - Marva 
Harness her to the ceiling, position over you, ROTATE!
Sometimes windows is good place to work, but then there's now
Politicians profit by confusing theories with conditions
Tactless - yet rude. - Slappy
Guy: Learn anything? * Tom: Yeh, you're the father
Be glad: Halatosis is better than no breath at all!
Before you start anything, make sure you can finish it!
Bom bom! Bigger than YOU! - Tom sings
Your presence is unneeded, unwanted, and usually unnoticed
The least I could do was give you this. - Riker
Phoneless cord: for people who like peace and quiet
MOM'S HINT #046: Run a credit line at the toy store
A 5-minute argument or the full half hour?
Nothing To Chirp About - By K. D. Didd
"What's a pod bay?" -- Crow   "About two pounds!" -- Tom Servo
Some farewells are easier than others
Whistler's Law: You never know who's right, but you always know who's in cha
Great Canadian Lie #113: "It doesn't matter..."
MIF>"I've seen the procedure hundreds of times." -- Quark
What is this `Twit list' and how can I get in on it?
Windows 3.1 - The Best $89 Solitaire Game You can Buy!
The BEST echo in fidonet is devoted to autoracing
Sacred Cows make great hamburgers!
Stupidity, if left uncorrected, is usually self-correcting
I believe in a god which doesn't need heavy financing
@FN@'s so nervous, he keeps coffee awake
I'll employ my resources to make your puny lives miserable! - Calvin
Old usenetters never die, they just become unresponsive
You may be redneck if you ow