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Skriven 2006-02-19 11:37:27 av Alan Ianson (1:153/757)
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"Keyboard? How quaint!" - Scotty
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
An Elephant; A Mouse built to government specifications.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
Internal error: The sytem has been taken over by sheep at line 19960
I couldn't repair the brakes.. So I made your horn louder!
Computer Hacker wanted. Must have own axe.
Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
So easy, a child could do it. Child sold separately.
A closed mouth gathers no foot
Brain: the apparatus with which we think we think
Don't hate yourself in the morning; sleep till noon
Hindsight is an exact science
Coffeeholic - You can't even remember your second cup.
Nostalga isn't what it used to be.
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
The chief cause of problems is solutions.
There's always one more bug.
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt
Don't blame me.. I didn't vote Liberal!
Abort, Retry, Fail, Ignore, Complain ?
tHE fIRST sTEP iS tO tAKE oFF tHE cAPS lOCK.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
What bug? That's a feature
Shhh! Be vewwy, vewwy quiet! I'm hunting tag-wines!
Press any key to Continue, any other key to Quit.
Don't worry, I'm go*ng t* b*ckup t*d*æ!&%#~%
No amount of planning will replace dumb luck
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
"It appears to be a tagline of unknown origin." - Spock
What's this button for VU;÷Êeúv NO CARRIER
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened.
And God said: E = «mvý - Zeý/r, and there was light!
Some people are wise; others are otherwise.
I can't decide between EDLIN and Word for Windows...
75%, no, 72% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!!
Nothing is foolproof. Fools are too ingenious.
I'm not dead. I'm electroencephelographically challenged.
$$$ not found -- A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the friggin' thing!
(Oh no, (I'm nesting (parentheses) again...) help!)
(Tagline under construction)
*** ERROR *** Unable to insert witty tagline.
A camel is a horse planned by committee.
SHIN: A device for finding furniture in the dark!
A little ignorance can go a long way.
A pessimist is never disappointed............
AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx
°°²²ÛÛ IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE ÛÛ²²°°
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
Bugs are sons of glitches
Click...click...click...Damn, out of taglines again!
Error reading REALITY.SYS - Solar System halted.
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
I do not think it means what you think it means.
I used to have a life, then I got a modem!
If It's Bug Free, It's Time to Make Changes
Inane tagline found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)wipe a better one.
Never judge a man by his taglines.
Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug
The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
Unable to load REALITY.SYS Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA
When you learn the answers, they change the questions.
Admit Nothing..... Deny EVERYTHING..... Demand PROOF!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest ASCII.
The "Ouchless" tagline: ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ.
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
My message above. Your response here: __________________
My modem isn't slow- it's "baudily challenged!"
No special reason, just government policy
Itisdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left.
Reality is for those who can't handle computers.
Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo interationally!
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary
"Daddy, what does FORMATTING Drive C: mean?"
This message uses 100% recycled electrons
Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other.
A program is used to turn data into error messages.
My opinions are my own; mistakes are the computer's fault.
Scotty, beam me to the Bahamas.
Every action has an equal and opposite government program
* GROWING OLD is Mandatory: GROWING UP is Optional *
1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts
A problem can be found for almost every solution
All of my REALLY GOOD taglines are 1 character too lon
Backup? I've never had troub**&{[} 3$$ERROR
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl mistakes!
DISK ERROR: DISK ERROR: DISK ERROR: @$%#&%!! *WHACK* C:\>
I'm working on my 2nd $million... Gave up on the 1st.
Oh, I almost forgot . . . It's absolutley VITAL to insta
I have a dream... C:\ 999,999,999,999 Megs free!
I tried to drown my problems.. they like beer too!
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.
Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I, Yes! -Yoda-
Done't be sexist - Broads hate that!
Never argue with a woman when she's tired, or rested..
My computer has EMS... Won't you help?
Enter any 12 digit prime number to continue
Captain, he's thinking about my breasts again! - Deanna Troy
Epithaph on McCoy's Gravestone: I'm dead, Jim!
Was it as good for you, as it was for me?
Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?
Press to test... <Click> Release to detonate...
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
for it is the doom of men that they forget.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
All answers questioned here.
All real programs contain errors.
All those updates, and still imperfect!
Alan's Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than out of
Always listen to experts, hear the impossible, then do it.
Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation.
Beep. Invalid Input. I take only cash.
Better a coward for a minute than dead forever.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Bug free, cheap, on time, works. Pick two.
Don't Panic! It's only ones and zeros.
Can bankers count? Eight windows and only two tellers?
Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
Canadian DOS Prompt -- EH?:\>
No user-serviceable parts inside (or outside).
Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?
Did you really expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.
You bring this networks ratings down, and we'll do a special on you!
Sir, the Romulans do not take prisoners!
Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet
If Pro is the opposite of Con then what is the opposite of Progress?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Age isn't important, unless your a cheese
A sense of humour is the difference between ambition and achievement
Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad
Cursor: An expert in four-letter words
Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have a beer
For people who like peace & quiet - A phoneless cord!
Good judgement comes from experience which comes from poor judgement
Help support helpless victims of computer error!
To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer
Wars are not fought to decide who is right - only who is left
When I am right nobody remembers... When I am wrong nobody forgets!
Me no wanna work... Wanna bang on keyboard!
Mathematician: A device for turning coffee into theorems!
You can name your salary here.. I call mine Fred.
It can be a dangerous place...
Well, this is it!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Diplomacy gets you out of what tact would have prevented.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
Disclaimer: Advice void where prohibitted by common sense!
Discoveries are often made by not following instructions.
Disk Failure: (C)old boot; (W)arm boot; (S)teel-toed boot.
Do it! It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD?
Don't argue with he who buys ink by the gallon.
Don't be vulgar. Just tell 'em how to use a rectal thermometer.
Drive not ready; (R)etry, (G)o to impulse, (C)all Geordi
Help! I've fallen and can't reach my beer!
I am a Klingon, sir. I do NOT whistle while I work!
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables!
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!
My computer has a nut loose on the keyboard.
My spelling? Oh, it's just line noise.
Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that!?
Our program, who art in memory. EXE be thy name.
Please write your complaint in this box [ ] - Legibly.
Politics = Poly(many) + tics(blood sucking parasites)
Profanity - The Language of Computer Professionals.
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Romulans, Ferengi, and Borgs. Oh My!!
She kept saying I didn't listen to her, or something.
Spent all my money on booze, boats & blonds. The rest was wasted.
Put on your seatbelt - I'm gonna try something new!
Survival tip #42 - Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
SYSOP (n): A being that never sleeps, eats, or has money.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Warranty (n.): See Disclaimer.
What do you mean off topic??!!! There's a topic?
What?! I'm missing Star Tre$#%$^ NO CARRIER
Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
Knock softly but firmly, I like soft, firm knockers.
But that trick never works! -Rocky
And now for something you'll really like! -Rocky
Does the National Ballet travel by Tu Tu Train?
Edit, Save, Exit, Build, Link, Run, Curse, Reboot!
Gee! How'd you ever get it to do THAT?
"Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.
It's not the money I want, it's the stuff.


 Ttyl :-),
         Al

... I'm not dead. I'm electroencephelographically challenged.

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