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Skriven 2006-04-22 13:15:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
Ärende: Some new ones 1
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"Bush bugs me" has a whole new meaning.
"Enchilada" is wacky Mexican talk for "shit on a shingle."
"Mirage A trois".  Act of having sex with TWO imaginary people.
(This rule never fails).
* and * go together like Playmates and lingerie.
* and I are friends!
* in the summer is like a sweat lodge without the spiritual healing.
* is an appliance cult.
* needs to be stopped.
*ize yourself. Embrace *ality.
A Malignant Idea Generator like fetid little mental Pez dispensers.
A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you
A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much.
A chrysanthemum by any other name would be much easier to spell
A dog is a constant reminder of how much fun it is to act idiotic.
A few politicians remain idealists which can be annoying and dangerous
A full field trial is in order.
A happy convergence of * and * dinners.
A happy convergence of tacky luau entertainment and 3 lobster dinners.
A joke that is funny today won't be tomorrow or yesterday.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with "I know a shortcut."
A light luncheon of a dozen lamb chops and a battered pudding.
A lot of people are happy to eat at McDonald's a couple times a day.
A man remains unbroken by the savage twists of fate. - Druss the Legend
A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.
A rogue wave of retro '70s kitsch that we are all hoping will go away
A salty meaty hard-to-describe taste that is not really cow or chicken.
A savage primitive, that guy.
A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
A stark naked clam, chell open, brazenly showing its organs.
A state where drunk driving is considered a sport.
A vegetarian who eats fowl, "the fruit of the chicken tree."
ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE; THINK FOR YOURSELF
ASPIRING CANADIAN
AT LEAST IN VIETNAM, BUSH HAD AN EXIT STRATEGY
ATF should be a Convenience Store, not a Government Agency.
Absinthe should be legalized. It serves me well.
Academy of Naked Pagan Rituals & Animal Husbandry.
Actually this is only part of a terran mating ritual
Aga is an appliance cult.
Ah, tongue!  The treat so delicious, it licks your lips for you!
All the delicacy of a randy Goth weekending in Rome.
America has am unhealthy fascination with Celebrity Chefs.
America has am unhealthy fascination with Celebrities.
America has am unhealthy fascination with Reality TV.
American pie wrapped in guns and fear and idiocy.
Americans spending $42,000 on kitchen renos and then ordering fast food
An Iraqi moderate is one who has run out of ammunition
An acute drunken lust for processed meat products.
An acute drunken lust for *.
And don't get me started on clams.
And don't get me started on *.
And the gods went, Sigh.
And the next thing you know the Judge is telling you to pay the clerk.
And yes, he's still among the living.
Animals are not your friends.  They were made to be eaten.  By me.
Ants and savages put strangers to death.
Aren't lobsters really just big insects?
As for answering my own posts, who is better qualified?
As strong as a king-hell bottle of voodoo absinthe
Automobiles are a part of teenagers mating rituals.
Avoid Newton's Law.
BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM
BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT!
BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR
Bars ask me to visit when they're having trouble getting the rent money.
Battered sausages to satisfy your acute drunken lust for grease
Beer less calories than wine, milk or orange juice.
Being your brother's keeper raises a host of potential liability issues
Bigamy is when two rites make a wrong.
Bleach! Febreze! Security systems! Wiretapping! Marriage laws! Guns!
Blessed are those who hunger for they are sticking to their diets.
Blood rituals to dark gods are best performed in private
Booze, rioting and actions contributing to the delinquency of goats.
Boozer companies are in cahoots with the Alka-Seltzer/Aspirin cabal
Bugger Off! (Slam)
Burt has now met his annual recipe posting requirement.  :-)
Bush's rigged elections didn't go over in Iraq like they did here.
But I like drinking with attractive actresses with rather loose morals.
But that was back in my decadent decade.
But the people aren't all bad, and there's some fairly nice scenery.
By following the Savage, you learn to be savage.
CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL
CORPORATE MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION
Caffeine and I are friends!
Caffeine, of course, is key.
Caffeine, of course, our favorite drug, meth for the masses.
Can Anyone Tell Me Why He Isn't Dead Yet?
Capsaicin led 80% of cancer cells in mice to commit suicide.

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




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