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Skriven 2006-04-22 13:16:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
Ärende: Some new ones 2
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Cease and desist! Don't make me use uppercase.
Celebrity Chef Wannabes.  Faux Drama with Foie Gras!  Woo hoo!
Celebrity cooking is the new porn.
Chicken that kicks the Colonel's white linen-suited butt.
Christians! Stay inside during the Februarius Roman festival.
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get
Clinging to hope, chewing on our parkas for sustenance.
Codpieces are pieces of cloth that cover up a man's, um, codpiece area.
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Concservatives: a society for the preservation of shellfish
Cooking has become a high ritual that happens once a month.
Cooking has become more of a ritual than a habit.
Cultivate the habit of boiling matters down to the simplest terms.
DEAR WORLD WE TRIED OUR BEST -- HALF OF AMERICA
DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY.
DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM
DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH TWICE!
DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
Dear Republicans: It's not trickling down yet.
Death and taxes: death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
Death is the supreme festival on the road to freedom.
Deep fried chicken livers exploding in fat like Liver Bombs.
Dionysos expects no less.
Dog heaven is where all the BAD squirrels go!
Don't bogart that joint, my friend, pass it over to meeeeeee...
Don't confuse having a career with having a life. They're not the same.
Don't tell me you're nervous about a little ritual purification?
Drinking at sea level, you feel like some manner of drunken super hero
Drunk for a penny, dead drunk for tuppence, clean straw for nothing.
Drunkenness and fandom go together like Playmates and lingerie.
Each day is a continuing ritual, a new rite of passage
Eat leftovers before the predator/prey relationship reverses itself.
Even a Harvard grad can be an idiot.
Even chefs don't understand this new popularity of chefs.
Even pundits maintained a stunned silence.
Even stupid has its limits.
Ever go out for just one beer & wake up in Singapore with a full beard?
Every act a ritual, every day a rite of passage...
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again
Everybody has something to conceal.  -- Humphrey Bogart
FACT: BUSH OIL 1999 - $19 BARREL 2006 - $70 BARREL
FEEL SAFER NOW?
FRODO HAS FAILED; BUSH HAS THE RING
Famously toxic retro cola.
Fear, respect and love alcohol.
Few problems cannot be solved by orders ending with "or die."
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is first
Follow a recipe as if it were a rosary.
Food porn: people watch what they are not actually doing themselves.
For fear of being under surveillance, this is my last Post.
For the guilty, a dumb jury is better than a brilliant lawyer.
Fried goo is better than unfried goo.
Fruity soda pops are childish pallid imitations of the real thing.
GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM
GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions)
Garden Burger Riblets don't require subjecting pigs to the Horror.
General Grant never said no to a drink; who am I to question his wisdom?
Germs! Foul smells! Weeds! Gays! Rapists! Muslims!
Getting loads of loot is a very spiritual experience for me.
Giant cockroaches! Yum! Fetch the melted butter!
God inadvertently hit the Smite button on his computer; a city was lost.
Gold can be as much a blessing as a curse.  Humphrey Bogart
Gotcha. Not wanted. We go now.
Grass is nature's great free lunch.
Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy
HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN?
HONOR OUR TROOPS; DEMAND THE TRUTH
HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
Harp: A nude Steinway.
He follows a recipe as if it were a rosary.
He is so broke his only assets are frequent-flyer points
He is the big boss.... the alpha ass.
He poured it strong. I appreciate a bartender who wants to kill me.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but is miles from the next exit.
He's a psychoceramic, a cracked pot
Heck, it's just Common Sense 101.
Here is your fear.
Here's lookin' at YOU, Doc!  ... Bugs Bogart
Here's looking at you kid. - Bogart
Hey! Don't make me come back down there again - Jesus.
Hey! I'm just an ignorant savage! What do you want from me?
Higher than a hippy the 3rd day of an open air festival.
Hindsight is an exact science.
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
Hockey is a fine blend of ballet and murder.
Honest! It's only crushed sage, for ritual use!
Hot peppers kill prostate cancer cells!
How does a thermos know whether a drink should be kept hot or cold?

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




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