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Skriven 2006-04-22 13:20:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
Ärende: Some new ones 6
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The Scavenger's Guide to Haute Cuisine
The best things in life are free or have no payments for one full year.
The crystal ball shows * in your future.
The desire for their strange and hypnotic umami MUST be satisifed.
The face is familiar, but I can't quite remember my name.
The food and drinks were expensive so we skipped the food.
The middle class is the frightened class.
The most pleasant way to ruin is with women.
The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
The new rainbow food pyramid: Is red security alert or eat more fruit?
The older you get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
The only thing a man's good for, he's not very good at.
The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired.
The opportunity to * is rare so take advantage while you can.
The paperboy was eaten by wolves.
The patty food group: hamburgers, fish sticks and McNuggets.
The poor person eats potato soup; the rich person, vichyssoise
The problem with beauty: it's like being born rich & getting poorer.
The quickest way to ruin is with gambling.
The reason the rich are stingy is the reason they are rich.
The record Peeps eater ate 103 and yes, he's still among the living.
The same breeze which lifts girl's skirts, blows sand in your eyes.
The sameness junkies have taken over.
The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
The stuff is still, apparently, cheaper than heroin.
The stuff is wickedly addictive and crazily unhealthy.
The surest way to ruine is with technology.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The trouble with life is there's no luagh track.
The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
The whole world is about three drinks behind -- Humphrey Bogart
The words "mackerel" and "pudding" should stay far away from one another
The world is coming to an end. Insert 25 cents to continue.
The world's first Democrat was Robin Hood.
There are three roads to ruin: women, gambling and technology.
There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . the quick and the dead.
There is no difference between savage and civilized man before breakfast
There is no elevator to success, you have to take the stairs.
There is no escape for the husband.
There is no future in time travel.
There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
These are the saddest * ever.
These are the saddest diet beverages ever.
These humans; such a dangerous, savage child-race
These mating rituals you humans engage in are quite disgusting.
These things are worthy of anger and action.
They don't see it as a problem.
They go together like hangovers and cold pizza.
They have survived the burning blade, tamed the savage heart.
They're just begging to have things done to them!
Think about the consequences of your words here! You affect lives.
Think about the consequences of your words here! You affect appetites.
Think about the consequences of your words here! You make me hungry.
This is a very bad situation for men.
This was the voice of Satan.
This will be on the test, and yes, spelling does count.
Those all-too-common safe-aholics have done it again.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Today's subliminal message is:
Total Spiritual Enlightenment helps me score with babes.
Try explaining * to an extraterrestrial.
Try explaining Dan Quayle to an extraterrestrial.
Trying to palm off *substance as * ought to be indicable!
Trying to palm off chicken substance as scrapple ought to be indicable!
URA Pagan Redneck If: Your ritual wine comes from a still
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual robe doubles as hunting camos.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual robe has a Confedarate flag on it.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual wine is Maddog 20/20 or Jim Beam.
Us meat eaters, we're daredevils. Risk takers. Living on the wild side.
Use alcohol to activate the lizard brain.
Use alcohol to find your inner monkey.
VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT
Vancouver Rain Festival runs January 1 - December 31 this year!
Vegetarians bring home the tofu.
Violence is the repartee of the illiterate.
WHEN RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE
WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?
WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?
We buy Alka-Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.
We can move with savage grace to the rhythms of the night.
We drank malt liquors named after man-killing animals.
We drank malt liquors named after high-powered firearms.
We drank malt liquors named after Indian warriors.
We drink so we can look out into nothingness.
We drunkards can look to history for all the validation we require.
We will sacrifice some *.
We will sacrifice some squab.
We're hard-wired to take in as much sweet and fat as we can get.
We're obsessed with cooking in this society, yet we don't really cook

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




... Eating beef gives you cancer. - American Poultry Association.
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