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Skriven 2005-01-11 00:42:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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God hath no fury like a sysop scorned!
God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass.
God told me it's none of your business - Jimmy Swaggart
Going where no reader has ever gone before!
Gore met!?  Who did Al Gore meet, and was it on public record?
Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt !!
Got ASIC PAL? Send a basic gw card.
Got Kleptomania?  Take something for it!
Got my tie caught in the fax... Suddenly I was in L.A.
Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks.
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.
Greasy + Crunchy + Salty = Good.
Great Champagne is a luxury, poor champagne a disappointment.
Grinin' Like A Mule Eatin' Briars
Gross - Opening your oven and finding your rump roast farting at you.
Gross National Product:  A Big Mac.
Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix!
Grow your own dope - Plant a male!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Guests being stalked by zombies stay at Best Western
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything.
HAMMY + BITCOM + EDLIN = A better smoke than DSZ
HE SAID YOUR HEARING MIGHT COME BACK IF YOU LAY OFF THE DRUGS!!
HE SAID YOUR HEARING MIGHT COME BACK IF YOU QUIT PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!
Happiness can't buy money!
Happiness is a warm modem.
Happiness is knowing what's not important.
Happiness seems so hard to win.
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it?
Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you corrupt!
Have any countries offered us disaster relief?
Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings.
Have we all become dead zombies?
Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today?
Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids???
Have youe ever left a bingo game in handcuffs?
Having problems with DOS??  Call 1-900-WHAAAAA
Hawaii: where men make passes at girls who wear grasses.
Hazards can be healthy to your drinking.
He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
He is a well known composer few people have ever heard of.
He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.
He lets his  dog baby-sit the kids.
He said "ENQ?".  "NAK!", she replied.
He uses a barstool as a walker.
He who laughs last doesn't get the joke.
He who laughs last probably made a backup.
He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
He's dead, Jim.  I have his tricorder, you get his wallet.
He's not a CROOK!  He just has alot of "Undeclared Income".
Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds!
Health Tip:  Red meat is good.  Blue Fuzzy meat is BAD.
Health is wealth, and it's tax free
Heisenberg may have slept here.
Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
Hello, Microsoft?  Are there any problems with DOS?
Hello, Microsoft?  HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!
Hello, this is Ed McMahon. If you are our preselected...
Help fight continental drift.
Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you.
Help!  I'm a prisoner in a tagline factory!
Her wedding invitations say Same time, same place.
Hey Rocky!  Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
Hey!  This is just like the REAL world!
Hey!  Who put this here!?!
Hey, look at that. I'm ranting again.  Must be time for my meds.
Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, its off to the institution I go!
His favorite recipe includes Vienna sausages.
His grandfather on his mother's side was a balding zombie
History - the mistakes that we cannot avoid in the future
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
Hollow chocolate has no calories.
Homework time limit exceeded.  Auto logon in effect!
Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
Honesty is the worst policy.
Honey, it's post-partem...PUT DOWN THE MODEM.....
Honor thy SysOp as thy self.
Hooked on Phonics?  Charter North can help.
Horn busted! Watch for finger........
How did this ugly woman get in my bed?
How shall I vote thee? Let me recount the ways. Shakespeare in Florida
Humble pie is always hard to swallow with your pride.
Hypertagline. . . er, tagtree?
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
I am Porky of Borg...you will be assim, er assimil, er, oh forget it.

Cheers and Happy New Year

Jim, in Yellowknife, in the cold, in the dark



... I demand a recount.
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