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Skriven 2005-01-04 00:22:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
Eliminate government waste, no matter how much it costs
Enquiring minds couldn't care less!
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Eschew obfuscation.
Even my mouse has big balls
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every artist is a cannibal, every poet a thief
Every bride has to learn it's not her wedding but her mother's.
Every horse thinks his pack is heaviest
Every man is wrong until he cries, and then he is right, instantly.
Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.
Every psychologist is part psycho.
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty
Every solution breeds new problems.
Every time I lose weight, It finds me again!
Every war is a national misfortune
Everybody lies about bad sex.
Everyone agrees it was a total waste of money.
Everyone has a scheme that won't work.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Everyone talks about apathy, but no one does anything about it.
Everyone's watching YOU now...
Everything depends. Nothing is always. Everything is sometimes.
Everything takes just a minute . . . that's why we have no time.
Everything, even the corn flakes, is greasy there.
Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.
Evil often triumphs, but never conquers
Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.
Excellent day to have a rotten day.
Excellent time to become a missing person.
Exceptions rule.
Exercise daily.  Eat wisely.  Die anyway.
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Expert advice is a great comfort, even when it's wrong
Exploding piglets!!!  My god, it's raining bacon!
Extreme torture with only the promise of a hideous death for comfort!
FACT: There are more horse's asses than there are horses
FATAL: PCBORED.EXE in C:\WC30.  Now formatting C:
FILES=1  BUFFERS=0  FCBS=SAYWHAT  BREAK=GIMME
Fact:  Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate.
Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe.
Fat persons are simply nutritional overachievers
Fatal Database Error #10070: <Sysop> late for work
Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space.
Fathers are important people too!
Feel lucky????  Update your software!
Fer sail cheep, Whindos spel chekker, wurks grate!
Few great men could get past the Personnel Department.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
File not found.  Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/Y)_
First You Take 16 Habaneros...
Five out of four people have problems with fractions.
Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'.
Floppy Disk = Lower back trouble.
Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ?
Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well?
Flying Saucer lands on White House. Aliens Demand to speak with Barbar
For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes.
For adult education, nothing beats children
For every soul, you are bound to find a heel.
Forget RTFM:  call the author at home!
Forrest Gump: Fools rush to a Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon
Free protein if they're fresh enough, and who'd call the cops?
Friction is a drag.
Friendly fire - ISN'T !
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
From Florida: Thank you, Charley for the 11 Billion dollar Blowjob
Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes: Only sugar has more sugar!
GOD thinks he is a mathematician, but actually he is just an engineer.
GROG!
Gee toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
Genuine Exploding Tagline.   Acme Tagline Inc.
Georgia is NOT on my mind.
Gimme a beer. But it's 11 am so float a cornflake in it!
Give sadists a fair crack at the whip.
Give them all they want, and all they will want is more.
Give up, you'll only live till you die.
Go bite the wall.
God created women because sheep can't cook!

Cheers and Happy New Year

Jim, in Yellowknife, in the cold, in the dark



... I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
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