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Skriven 2005-01-21 00:27:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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Just as I was catching up with the Joneses, they refinanced.
Just got a new car for my wife....Great Trade!
Just say NO to single-menu BBS software!
Just shoot me!
Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
Just yesterday I hammered a nail in the wall and became a carpenter.
KIDS!! Please DON'T try this at home.!
KITCHEN WARNING: Flying SPAM alert!
Keep a flamethrower handy.
Keep playing with your floppy, you'll go blind.
Keep your feet and knees together.
Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to Continue.
Kind of like talking to the dial tone.
Kleptomaniac:  A rich thief
Knowledge is free, but you have to bring your own container.
Landslide geologists are unstable!!!
Laugh and the world thinks you are an idiot!
Law of Combat: No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
Law of Combat: No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
Learn from your parent's mistakes: Use Birth Control!
Lemon and cinnamon make it Greek; garlic makes it good.
Less fun than a barrel full of wolverines.
Let anarchy reign.... MESSAGE VOID WHERE PROHIBITED!
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let the illuminati do your thinking for you whilst you merely obey.
Let's do it write, uh, rite, uh, oh hell, just do it!
Let's see, what's the command? Alt-H? NO CARRIER Ah Shi.
Liberalism is the "wasting disease" of society.
Liberals! Looks like we'll have to blast our way out!
Life happens when you're on your way to someplace else
Life is a canvas, you fill in the picture
Life is a series of very rude awakenings.
Life is just one BIG beta test cycle
Life is so uncertain, eat dessert first
Life is too short to learn Z-Modem parameters!
Light year:  A regular year with less calories.
Lighten up! You take yourself much too seriously!
Limit Congressmen to 2 terms.. 1 in Congress 1 in Jail!
Lord, grant me patience, but first .....
Lots of beef and oceans of grog. (Navy)
Louis Pasteur was a great man.
MIXED EMOTIONS: When your kid gets an "A" in sex ed class
MR DUCKS. MR NOT! OSAR--CD WINGS? LIB! MR DUCKS!
Mac 'n' cheese. Now that's a vegetable.
Mac Classic: The COPY CON of Computers!
MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove
Madness is the inability to not think.
Madness takes its toll - please have exact change.
Mail Media. Do not expose to Flames!
Mail your ideas, written on the back of a $20 bill, to..
Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked.
Make friends with SysOps: Page them at 3am.
Make my day - try to pick up someone else!
Man is only Waters way of moving from point A to B
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night
Marching to a different kettle of fish
Mayo is eggs and oil; Miracle Whip is mostly polyester.
Me, indecisive?  I'm not so sure about that.
Me? FAT?  No, just horizontially disproportionate...
Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE!
Mental floss prevents moral decay.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc
Message contents may settle during mailing\:...:/
Message to Aliens:  Welcome to Earth...75% water, 25% shopping malls.
Metamorphic geologists are gneiss people!
Middle age is when you're stiff all over except where it counts.
Minds & parachutes only function properly when open.
Mines a large one. I don't care what, just a LARGE one..
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-]
Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often.
Moi, an INSTIGATOR?????
Money Talks!  Mine always says goodbye!
Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves.
Money is the root of all wealth.
Money isn't everything.......but it ranks right up there with oxygen
Money might as well grow on trees. It always leaves.
Money?  Sysops don't make any!
Monogamous and monotonous are synonymous.
Morris dancing is a country survival from times when people were happy.
Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written long ago.
Most girls prefer the strong, solvent type
Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby!
Multitasking causes schizophrenia..
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
Murphy was an optimist.
Music is the universal language of mankind
Must Go - Our Rotweiler needs its teeth sharpened.

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife, getting lighter, still cold



... I get mail from Serious Cooks informing me that I am a clueless idiot.
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