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Skriven 2005-01-22 00:07:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shouting at.
My ASCII has been de-limited.
My Go  amn keyboar   oesn't have any  's!
My God lets me eat what I want.
My Karma has just run over your Dogma.
My cat's name is: 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty'
My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
My deja vu is so acute I now remember things that *have* happened before
My dentist has an X ray of his family in the waiting room.
My financial planner told me to buy lottery tickets.
My girlfriend gives good headache.
My girlfriend is 18 going on 19, I'm 52 going on Viagra
My message above. Your response here: __________________
My modem isn't slow, it's "baudly" challenged.
My other processor is a Moulinex.
My reality check just bounced.
My security system is the latch on your screen door.
My taxidermist also does my taxes.
My wallet's cache is disabled.
My wifes purse is now considered "Check" baggage.
NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER
NBOS...The "No Balls OS", was Eunuchs.
NEW FUNDAMENTALIST MOTTO:  Support Pro-Life or I'll kill you!
NO CARRIER...Naval Aviator's Worst Nightmare!!!
NX Th prtng Sstm fr vwl mprd ppl
Naval traditions:  rum, sodomy and the lash.
Necessity never made a good bargain. - Ben Franklin
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp
Never Wear Battery-Powered Clothing to a Formal Event.
Never buy dairy products at a garage sale.
Never eat anything larger than your head (void when removed).
Never eat anything that panics the cat.
Never get so busy earnin' your salt, that you forget your sugar.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Never put off until tomorrow, what you can forget about forever.
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
Never underestimate the power of "Modem Addictus"!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
New Mail not found.  Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
New tourism slogan: "Welcome to Florida, God's bowling alley."
Next to money, English is the leading international language.
Nice kid, but he's about as sharp as a bag of wet mice.
No Brain, No Pain.
No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline
No flu shot, I'm counting on excessive garlic consumption to be healthy
No grass grows where my horse has trod. - Atilla the Hun
No inequity is too trivial.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
No problem is so large it can't be fit in somewhere.
No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
No, no, Nurse!  I said "PRICK his Boil!", NOT boil his..
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!
Nobody inspects the Spanish Exposition!
Nobody knows the trouble I have been.
Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Not all rumors are as misleading as this one
Not another NAK NAK joke, Please!
Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry.
Not tonight dear, I have a Modem!!!
Nothing draws a crowd like a crowd.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing's so weird that no one's done it.
Now I'am feeling zombified !
Now is NOT a good time to annoy me....
Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling.
Now, from K-TEL, on 2 LPs, 1 Cassette OR 3 CD's!
ONLINE? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
OS/2 = Half an Operating System
OS/2?  Is that Spanish for dos DOS?
OTOH... you could always call Compu$pend!
OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks left!
Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear.
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an Erection
Of all my relations, I like sex the best.
Oh hell, it ain't Friday YET?!?
Oh never mind!
Oh, Effendi, if you only knew what a deal I have for you
Oh, cry me a river.
Ok, Sysops, Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo
Ok, let's try this oxymoron...."Friendly Lawyer"...
Old BBSers don't die, they just drop their carrier.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O
Old age comes at a bad time.
Old typesetters never die. They just decompose.
Olympia: "There's a full can of beer in every sixpack."
On T-Day pricking your finger for a cholesterol test yielded gravy.
On T-Day representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife, getting lighter, still cold



... I got a new phone.  Plugged it in.  Pushed REDIAL.  It freaked out.
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