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Skriven 2005-01-30 15:53:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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On T-Day that rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
On T-Day you receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
On T-Day your " Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 is about 7.
On anniversaries, forget the past but never the present.
One good turn gets all the blankets!
One of the fine wines of Idaho. would you care to sniff the cap?
Online?  Good, hit Alt-H for FREE Unlimited Access !
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
Only two braincells that work....and then you get Parity Errors!
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally
Open the Windows and let the bugs in.
Open wide! You don't know how big this thing gets!
Oregano makes it Italian; garlic makes it good.
Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Other than being extremely handsome, I am as common as it gets.
Our 274 Tech Support employees can't be wrong!
Our beer contains Lanolin --- Makes your tummy soft
Out of body, be back in five minutes.
Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees!
Oversexed people are more prone....
Oxymoron:  Unsolved Mysteries......
P.l.e.a.s.e...Mr. Data....no more jokes!
PC-DOS&MS-DOS&CP/M&UNIXI'LLDIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU?
PCBored - the EDLIN of BBS software
PCBored was God's second mistake...
PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR
PUI: Piglet User Interface
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Palindromic taglines are for roferas enilgat cimordnilap
Panic now - avoid the rush!
Paprika makes it Hungarian; garlic makes it good.
Pardon me, but does your menkey bite?  <Inspector Clouseau>
Pardon me, please. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload.
Parenthood is when you're better chaperoned than before your wedding.
Park Overall is an optimist.
Parking is such street sorrow.
Pasteurization is your friend.
Pediatricians: men of little patients.
People are always available to work in the past tense.
People are strange when you're a stranger.
People were invented by water as a means of transportation.
Pharmaceutical companies make even more money if people get the flu.
Philosophy is when psychology leaves the atmosphere.
Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!
Pi R Squared? No. Pie R round, Cornbread R square!
Pick two: [1] Fast   [2] Right   [3] Cheap
Pieces of eight:  parroty error
Pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives
Please call IBM. I believe my computer's on fire.
Please do not write in the space below this line; it is reserved for me
Please don't laugh at him.  He really tried, and that's what counts.
Please shoot me!
Plunk your magic twanger, Froggyyyyy!
Politically Correct term for `Zombies' is Living Impaired.
Poo poo occurs, on several occasions.
Poo poo occurs.
Pork fat rules! Emeril LaGasse, TV personality and sorta cook
Potty Mouth!  Potty Mouth!
Practice safe algebra...use brackets!
PregNet: Undergoing rapid expansion!
Press "+" to see another tagline.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to store all new data:
Press <CTRL><TAB><ESC> to abort
Press F1 to Reboot
Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes.
Press any key to continue, or any other key to quit.
Press any key to continue....NO  NO  NO  NOT THAT ONE!!!!
Press the <STOP> key now...
Prime-time TV is the opiate of the masses.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Prisons are places people go to in a pinch.
Problems! Problems! If only to much MONEY was a problem!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Psychic Dwarf Escapes Prison: Small medium at large.
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Psychoceramics: The study of hard-headed SysOps.
Push any key. Then push the any other key.
Put your hand on the screen and FEEL my healing power
Putting out the fire with vaseline ...
QUICK! Call a witch-doctor: My witch is sick!
R:BASE is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker!
REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
RELIABLE SOURCE: Person starting slanderous rumour
ROBONAP- sleeps for you while you are online.

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife, the winter wonderland




... I had him shot, to improve the gene pool.
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