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Skriven 2005-01-31 17:45:02 av James Bradley (1:134/77.0)
     Kommentar till en text av Len
Ärende: My Own *small* Contribut
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01-30-05 14:11, Len wrote My Own Little Contributio to All

I was going to suggest you give us your last name Len, until I read
 through the later part of this post. Quite a chuckle - even the racy
 ones! Now, come on Yukon... Now that daylight is making a return, you
 can't be out done, can you?

I've a paltry few tags here, (New OS. New OLMR.) so I streamlined more
than a few of these, and remembered a few of my old ones, but here I
go none the less:

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
So easy, a child could do it. Child sold separately.
If this was a real emergency, we'd all be fragged.
One good turn deserves ALL the blankets.
Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
I had him shot to improve the gene pool.
The truth is out there. Anyone know the URL?
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Life in a vacuum sucks!
"No, I don't have a gun." -K. Cobain
"It's driving me crazy. It's driving me nuts." - W. Burrows
"I'm not planning on going solo." -G. Michaels
You're only young once. You can be immature forever.
Better to be thought a fool, than to remove foot and obliterate all doubt.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected expected?
I think, therefore I am. ...I think.
I think. Therefore I am dangerous.
Save the wales? Where would I keep them!
If at first you don't succeed, redefine `success'.
If you try to fail, but succeed - which have you done?
It is NOT a hobby. It's an OBSESSION!
Women who seek equality to men, need their eyes tested.
God made man first? Sure, a rough draft always precedes the final copy!
The difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste!
Lottery - a tax on people who do not understand statistics.
To err is dysfunctional. To forgive is co-dependent.
Be nice to your kids. One day they will choose your nursing home.
Spit Happens!
The answer to life must be an eleven digit prime number.
Veni vidi, VISA - I came. I saw. I shopped.
Jesus saves. ...Passes to Moses. He shoots! HE SCORES!!!
Two thirds of people can't do fractions. The other half just can't add.
Chemist Falls In Acid - Absorbed In Work
Practice your right to be stupid. Just stop abusing the privilege.
FAQ - Fah-Q See: RTFM


NOTICE: the hockey reference is now politically corrected for Canadian
standards. <G&D>
... WhatIamiswhatIam.Arewhatyouareorwhat? -E. Brikell
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