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Skriven 2005-03-07 22:19:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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Spam? No Thanks! I'm getting tired of eating Hawaiian.
Spell chequers dew knot work write.
Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
Spindle & Multilate - See if I care..
Split your coffee? Call a Chemist!
Spock, I though you were dead!"    "I rebooted, Captain."
Spot the Loony!
Spotted Owl tastes a lot like.....well.....Bald Eagle!
Squirrel gravy and grits. Only the pure would understand
Stamp out QUOTERS' DISEASE!
Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!
Stand by for an Unexpected Systems Event.....
Start a download.  Get a beer.  Multitasking!
Starting a new era in tagline lunacy!
Stealth Condoms: She'll Never See You Coming!
Stop here for Transcendental Omniscience
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Stuff:  Junk you keep.  Junk:  Stuff you throw away.
Stupid idea #387:  Taco Bell's in Mexico City!
Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR!
Success is making it to the top of the food chain!
Support your right to keep and arm bears!
Survival Tip #2:  Never MOON a werewolf.
Sushi--known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait."
Sushido - The way of the Tuna
Swigging whiskey and chasing it with tequila shots. I was multi-flasking.
SysOp's read minds.  But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
Sysop error $$$ not found. A)bort R)efinace B)ankruptcy
Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!"
Sysop not found! Please notify computer
Sysop pissed...press any key to escape
System Crash  (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
TV insults your intelligence, but it takes a computer to rub it in.
TV is like a steak - a medium rarely well done.
Taco Bell is *NOT* a Mexican phone company!
TagLine Serial No.10397 - (C) 1991, All rights reserved
Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act.
Tagline not found -- Please notify Sysop!
Taglines are for wimps
Taglines make great Christmas gifts.
Tagteam:  A bunch of people thinking up taglines.
Take what you want - leave some if you want. No ratios.
Talk to myself?  Nah, I ARGUE with myself....and lose...
Talking about cooking is like dancing about architecture
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture
Talking about music is like dancing about food
Tammy Faye loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass
Tarragon makes it French; garlic makes it good.
Television is the vessel of the eternally absent
Television was much better when we didn't have to pay for it.
Thanks for your warning, but my cardiologist needs a new yacht.
That stuff makes me McPuke!
That was Zen, this is Tao.
That well-known purveyor of fine wines, Wal-Mart. <snork> <snork>
That's a joke, son. Listen to me when I'm talking to you, boy.
That's inexplicable to me, can you explic it.
That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
That's stronger than a garlic milkshake.
That's what aliens are, they do alien things that are alien!
That's, I say, that's a joke, son. Listen to me when I'm talking to you
The Amish nympho had two Mennonite.
The Bare Facts About Nevada Agriculture.
The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected
The Buck stops here, the Doe just visits..
The Buck stops here, the Dough just visits..
The CLOCK$ stops here.
The FDA is investigating this, and they think it's tofu.
The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry!
The Kraft Report: "first thing we do; fire all the safety inspectors.
The NBA's best announcers double as a warm hearty meal.
The OS I'm most familiar with is --- Baroque
The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday
The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain!
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best way to solve problems is not to make them
The bigger the theory, the better.
The buck doesn't even slow down here!
The buck starts here.
The buck stops at the desk over there.
The bug-addled spyware-riddled nightmare that is Windows.
The cannibals threw a reception, toasted the bride & barbecued the groom
The cost of feathers has risen...now even DOWN is up!
The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends on who is in power.
The dog ate my .REP packet.
The dog that trots about finds more bones.
The dough NEVER stops here.
The dough always stops over there.

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




... I'm a 20th century kind of guy.
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