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Skriven 2005-03-14 23:57:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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The dough stops here.
The first ten million years were the worst.
The four food groups: coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza.
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!
The future's uncertain and the end is always near...
The girl who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress
The lab called; your brain's ready.
The last sound that it made was "Zap" .
The magic of Windows - turn a 486-50 into a 4MHz XT...
The main trouble with a French horn is it's too tangled up.
The man who dies with the most toys is dead.
The manner of giving is worth more than the gift
The meat odor flows heavenward and God's stomach rumbles
The more you say, the less people remember
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
The most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and McCoys.
The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only.
The number you have dailed...Nine-one-one...has been changed.
The older I get, the better I used to be.
The one who dies with the most toys wins.
The only problem with infinity is that it won't fit my ta
The only thing worse than being late is being early.
The perfect guest is the one who makes his host feel at home.
The power to tax is the power to destroy.
The probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not zero.
The reward for a good deed is to have done it.
The rich get richer, the poor don't matter.
The sex was so good even the neighbors lit cigarettes!
The solution any problem tends to change the problem.
The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell bodyparts for money.
The traffic's always lighter in someone else's lane.
The trouble with Christianity is the Christians.
The trouble with Communism is the Communists.
The trouble with the Republic is the Republicans.
The truth was never intended to be comfortable.
The ultimate Virus a self installing copy of BOB.
The warranty...the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
The worst thing about censorship is **********.
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
There are far more ways to get into debt than out of it.
There are more things growing in your refrigerator than in my yard.
There is no gravity.  The earth sucks.
There is no underestimating the taste of video gamers.
There's a sucker born every minute!
There's a whole generation of people out there who are my age.
There's always one more bug.
There's no future in time travel.
There's no such thing as a too-recent backup!
They ARE doing it with mirrors...
They can't break you if you don't have a spine.
They end up busting the zombie for tax evasion
They're MY feet...I'll put them in my mouth if I want to!
Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus.
Thief is so ugly. I prefer Creative Acquisition Specialist.
Thief! Thief! Baggins! We hates it, We hates it for ever!
Thief!!!!!    Ohh!!!  ... not!!! ... I found it on the ground!!!
Thieves demand your money or your life -- women want both!
This New Year I resolve to make no resolutions.
This door is Baroque, please call Bach later.
This is Cal dog and his Worthington Spot on drugs.
This is a fried egg on drugs.  Any questions?
This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System
This is abuse, arguments are down the hall.
This is the city, I'm a sysop, I carry a modem.
This recipe is a psychological time capsule.
This tagline SHAREWARE.  Send $5.
This tagline no verb.
This tagline recommended for mature readers
Those who talk much, say nothing
Thou shalt not admit adultery.
Three dreaded words when making love: Ignore the rash.
Through sneaky mind control tactics, marketeers have conned you again.
Time flies when you're dazed and confused.
Time is of the essence, so close the door!
Time keeps on slippin', slippin' into the future...
Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
To any objective person it'd be obvious that I'm right.
To avoid rush hour in San Francisco, stay in Oregon.
To eat or not to eat, the question is whom to eat!
To find friendship, offer friendship
To iterate is human;  to recurse, divine.
Today the sun, tonight the MOON! WHEN WILL IT END?
Tofu a semi-foodlike substance secreted by soybeans.
Tofu is a high-protein meat substitute, as well as a denture adhesive.
Tofu is a high-protein meat substitute, as well as a tile grout.
Too bad about your Rectocranial Inversion. Get well soon
Too dumb to be crooked
Too many people think a potato tastes like a Pringle.

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




... If I didn't drink this beer, brewer's kids might go hungry.
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