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Skriven 2004-12-05 21:53:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av HANS ANDERSSON
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 -=> Quoting Hans Andersson to All And Yonder... <=-

 HA> Where are all the funny taglines?

 It's been quiet here of late.

Since there's obviously a few subscribers left, I'll start posting again.

These are new to my collection, picked up here and there....

"A war put off is not a war avoided." -- C. Heston
"Achieve Academic Excellents."
"Conservative thought" is an oxymoron.
"Dear John Hinkley: George Bush is dating Jodie Foster." - John Kerry
"French is the FORTRAN of human languages." - R. Gordon, alt.peeves
"Good Enough" is the death knell of progress.
"Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." Old Maid
"I assume" makes an ass out of u and me
"I drank what!?!"  Socrates
"I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please."
"I'm not loafing! ....I'm doing research on Inertia"
"If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos
"Is it too loud out there?" Jimi at Berkley
"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
"Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" - Curly Howard
"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection"
"Parser? Parsnip? -- What's the difference?" W. Erickson
"Stamp out software hoarding"--Free Software Foundation
"The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers
"The more RAM you have, the better", MRim Tech Support.
"There's nothing like a good hard drive", X. Hollander
"This won't hurt, I promise."
"To err is human, to forgive divine". Neither is Marine Corps policy.
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
"Very funny, Scotty--now beam up my clothes!"
"We're gonna find 'em, then we're gonna kill 'em." CJCS
"Where does he get all those marvelous toys?" - Bush
"he's just a girly-man programmer"....
'Home, Sweet Home' must surely have been written by a bachelor.
'Like putty in your hands' takes on a new and depressing meaning.
'Oh, Calcutta!' is the kind of show that gives pornography a bad name
'R:BASE 3.1 is dramatically faster than 3.0' v7n6, pp3
*ANY* beer is better than *NO* beer.
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4 AM? Already? Oh no, not again!!
80% of American men cheat in America-the rest in Europe.
80% of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers
A Belgian is a hell living on Earth.
A Friend in Need is indeed a pain in the neck.
A Rolex is a Texas sundial
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
A bitch is a girl who will go to bed with anyone, except me.
A boycott of one isn't really one so much as it is an idiotic gesture.
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
A church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
A cold shower is more comfortable if you use warm water
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
A consultant knows 49 ways to make love but doesn't know any women.
A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket
A data record is essential; it indicates you have been doing something.
A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle
A day without sunshine is like night.
A desk is a wastebasket with drawers
A dirty book is seldom dusty.
A drag queen wants to be Miss dressed!
A drawing pin is an excited Smartie
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection
A feature is a bug with seniority.
A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems.
A fool and his guilt are soon parted.
A fool and his money are soon popular.
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.


Cheers,

Jim



... Hey! I'm just an ignorant savage! What do you want from me?
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