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Skriven 2004-12-08 23:27:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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A military draft:  Republicans' idea of creating a lot of jobs.
A hangover....the wrath of grapes
A hard man is good to find.
A harp is a nude piano.
A hundred thousand pounds for a bit of rumpy-bumpy?!
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A king's castle is his home.
A lesbian is just another case of a woman attempting to do a man's job
A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
A lie in time saves nine.
A little greed can get you a lot of stuff.
A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed from her.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on.
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
A man with an erection is in no need of advice.
A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man's house is his hassle.
A mind is a terrible thing to...uhhh...I forget...
A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
A momentary moment of slackness...
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
A package of imaginatively-named "Beef" from Carl Buddig.
A paddle-pop stick and some electrician's tape is cheaper than viagra
A paranoid is a guy who just figured out what's going on
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out!
A penny saved is a penny earned; a penny spent, is a penny enjoyed.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A person forgives only when she is in the wrong.
A pinch here, a pinch there... He's a zombie!
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
A politician's worst nightmare is an intelligent voter with a memory
A product with 'ZERO DEFECTS' doesn't ship!
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
A rumor doesn't gain credence until it's officially denied
A semi-final is, as we all know, a semi-final - it's the old cliche.
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
A slut is a girl who will go to bed with anyone.
A smile is a curve that sets a lot of things straight
A thief believes that everybody steals.
A truck backed through my windscreen into my wife's face.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A trumpet is an instrument when it is not an elephant sound.
A tuba is much larger than its name.
A twit, a flake..... they're all the same to me
A united Germany means even less sunbeds
A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
A view is where we build houses
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
A week is a long time in politics.
A woman drove me to drink; I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
A woman without a man is like a garden without a fence.
A woman's place is in the wrong.
A world without snowflakes is like... summer!
A year spent in AI is enough to make one believe in God
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
ACK and you shall receive.
ARC.angel says "zip.itup"
ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
Abducted by aliens and all I got was this lousy implant
Absinthe makes the parts grow stronger.
Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.
Adding manpower to a late project makes it later.
Adultery is a most conventional way to rise above the conventional.
Advice to persons about to marry - DON'T!
Advice void, if I'm incorrect!
After Sex: Fun?  That was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
After the season's eggnog and grog, no man's agog at his own physiog
After we pull the pin, Mr Grenade is no longer our friend.
Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a change.
Against boredom, even the gods themselves struggle in vain.
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
Agent Provocateur Extraordinaire
Ahh, Steel Drums, Rum Drinks, and Native Girls
Air is water with holes in it.
Al Dente!  Yeah, I went to school with him...
Alaska has no (bloodsucking) bugs (smaller than Eagles).
Alaskans For Global Warming.
Alien sex, carnivore love, whatever.  All a matter of taste, eh?
Alien taunt:  "Your mother breathes Oxygen!"
Alien: A Being Who Travels Great Distances To Molest Cattle.
Aliens Have Examined My Internal Organs
Aliens Invaded Los Angeles (And No One Noticed)
Aliens ate my Buick!
Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car!
Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain what's going today?
Aliens make terrible house pets.
Aliens might actually ask us to take them to baseball players!
Aliens need groceries too, and that's when we can catch them.
Aliens think news shows are comedies and soaps are news
Aliens: We hAvE yOuR  mArS  pRoBe. We WaNt 1 bIlIiOn CrEdItS iN 24 Hrs
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Alimony is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
All I ask of life is a constant exaggerated sense of my own importance.
All I want to know is: WHY ME?
All flesh is grass -- Isiah - Smoke a friend today.
All general statements are false.
All hail the Mighty Soybean!
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All in all, I'd rather be in Tumwater.
All men are different, but husbands are all alike.
All men are like Arabs.
All of us work for the government. The trick is to get paid for it.
All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity.
All probabilities are 50%.  Either a thing will happen or it won't.
All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.
All right, I am a licensed cleavage inspector
All stressed out, and no one to choke...
All sunshine makes a desert
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All the argentinians swarmed around him - most of all Maradona.
All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
All you zombies, hide your faces
Although a Canadian, Mario Martinez is, in fact, an Italian.
Although he isn't as good as he was two years ago, now he's even better!
Always backup before you muckup...
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.
Always draw your curves then plot the readings.
Always hire a rich attorney. Never buy from a rich salesman.
Always ready to pervert pure science for a fast buck!
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
American kids have Nintendo. Japanese kids have homework
Americans should avoid saying "bloody" as they just sound silly.
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
Among the porcupines, rape is unknown.
Amor Vincit Omnia (Love conquers all)
An Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
An atheist can't find God like a thief can't find a cop!!
An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.
An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
An improperly cooked turkey is a ticking Meat Bomb of Death - USDA
An invisible car came out of nowhere, stuck my car and vanished.
An object or bit of information most needed will be least available.
An opera is a song of bigly size.
An ounce image is worth a pound of performance.
Anarchy is better that no government at all.
And God said, "Let there be 14.4k baud..."
And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia
And again the game's turned round on it's head.
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
And so to bed.
And the gap, which was just under five seconds, is now just over four.
And the rum is for all your good vices
And then there was the guy who stuffed Corn Flakes in the serial port
And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL!
And today will go down in history as Unknown.
And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me? - Diet.
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Another one bites the dust...
Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free!
Any beer is better than no beer. Olympia is no beer.
Any device requiring service or adjustment will be least accessible.
Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Any small object that is dropped will hide under a larger object.
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Any system that depends upon human reliability is unreliable.
Any time that is not spent on love is wasted.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad.
Anything anybody can say about America is true
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Anything that begins well ends badly. Anything that begins badly ends
Anything that kills you makes you... well, dead.
Anything that lives in the water, ain't fit to eat.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
Apathy error:  Don't bother striking any key.
Apple = Mini Cooper. Microsoft = SUV
Apples? Apricots? This industry is full of Fruits!
Arachnohomophobia:  Fear of gay spiders.
Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmmm, it depends...
Are parttime band leaders semi-conductors?
Are the taglines too long, or is the tagline-space to sh
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