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Skriven 2005-03-22 23:24:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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When we talk to God: praying. When He talks to us: schizophrenic
When you best have time to call the very only one other
Where we operate at a 90 degree angle to reality
Where will YOU be during the "BIG ONE"?
Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?
Where's the [ANY] key?
Wherever you go, there you are.
While trombones have tubes, trumpets prefer to wear valves.
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Whips and chains are only toys...
Who cares if I'm suffering from apathy.
Who ever heard of fertilizing hard-boiled eggs?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Who knew that Tabasco popcorn would be in such demand?
Who needs rational when your toes curl up?
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyway?
Why are love and relationships so confusing?
Why are you wasting your time reading taglines?
Why be politically correct, when you can be right?
Why is it that the best taglines are always too long to
Why is there a permanent press setting on the iron?
Why isn't phonetically spelled that way?
Why won't my floppy act like a hard disk sometimes?
Wieners? Cow's eyes, dog's heads, and of course *wiener flavor*.
Wine: an excuse to discuss forbidden topics such as body and legs.
Wine: an excuse to discuss forbidden topics, even... mouthfeel.
Winter is Natures way of saying, "Up Yours!"
Wisdom has two parts:  1) Having a lot to say.  2) Not saying it.
Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!
Women do come with instructions; ask them.
Women love a challenge . . . most men provide this.
Work is the curse of the partying class!
World Ends at 3pm; Film at 5 on the Early News....
Worry is the interest paid on trouble before it is due
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
Yea, yea..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction!
Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they missmelled my name
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am into gastroporn, bring it on!
You WHAT?! You told my wife I said I was in total control
You are not beaten until you give up
You can always soak it in sulfuric acid to kill the bacteria. [smirk]
You can call me Hal, or you can call me Pal, or you...
You can disagree without being disagreeable.
You can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
You can send me to college, but you can't make me think.
You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex!
You can't be Batman to all the Robins of the world.
You can't list hound dogs as dependants on your tax forms.
You can't park in handicapped spaces based on your SAT score.
You can't teach old dogs new tricks.
You ever had a dream about beef jerky?
You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
You have 60 mins a day, BUT you cannot d/l unless you...
You have a brilliant grasp of human nature. - Dogbert
You must be twins...No one single person can be that stupid!
You must love lard sandwiches.
You threw out my WHAT?
You'll always be my best friend, you know too much.
You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it
You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia.
You're a licensed cleavage inspector?
You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes.
You're so dense you couldn'd get a job at WAL-MART!
You're thieves! Nah, We're just gypsies & tramps
Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage
Your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll
Your life is what your thoughts make it
Your motherboard wears combat reboots....
Your smile is the most important thing you wear
Youth is a gift of nature...Middle age is a work of art!
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII
Zombie hookers with herpes!
Zombie on the team, you gotta play him in right field
Zombies on Loose! Wanted - Dead or Alive! ... Details at 10
day++;  dollar++;
do {nothing} while (HearFromMe==0)
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Let length(Long_Walk) > length(Short_Pier)
New oxymoron: final beta
Printf('to C or not to C..that is the question');
They don't really Like warm beer - they just got Lucas fridges.

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




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