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Skriven 2005-03-19 21:49:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av DAVID STUMPF
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 -=> Quoting David Stumpf to 0telegard <=-

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Hi

Too much of a good thing...is a good thing.
Transvestites enjoy mixed company....alone!
Transvestites suffer from delusions of gender.
Tremble your way to Fitness...
Trespassers will be violated.
Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI
Truffle oil -- the ketchup of the upper class.
Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
Tubas are a bit too much.
Tune in, turn on, and be friends with EX-Mayor Barry.
Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal
Two blondes in a VolksWagen:  "Farfromthinkin"
Two most common elements: Hydrogen and Stupidity
UART what you eat.
URA Redneck if you dress up the kids to go to Wal-Mart
USER ERROR:  Replace user and press any key to continue.
Ultimate office automation:  Networked coffee machines!
Uncertainty:  Finding your wife reading your Will.
Uncle Dirty Dave =  crudely deviant
Undercooked turkeys kill an estimated 53 billion Americans annually.
Unexpected Systems Event.....Panic Dump taken...Abort!!!!
Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are!
Unlike Dave S, real vegetarians don't consider pork a vegetable.
Use subdirectories; keep your FAT thin!
Use your own tagline, this one belongs to someone else.
Use your own tagline, this one's MINE!!
Variables won`t; constants aren`t; dummies can't.
Ve have vays of makink you obey zee rules on zia board!
Vegetarians: the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit
Vertically challenged and horizontaly enhanced    :-(
Vibrating pocket pagers, a whole new dimension of phone sex
Virtual 8088: simultaneous drinking & typing
Virtue is it's own punishment.
Volume in drive C: is TOO_LOUD
Vote for Bush and fuck America = Rated such a maverick buffoon
WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking!
WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station
Wanders off in an insane daze singing to himself
Warning: Do not reuse tagline. Discard safely after use.
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
We are always the same age inside.
We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing!
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
We have 35 million laws trying to enforce 10 commandments.
We have dust bunnies for pets!
We must be GOVERNED by reason, not RULED by religion..wc
We must believe in free will . . . we have no choice.
We must believe in free will, we have no choice!
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
We're investigating you to find out why you don't trust the government
We've seen every budget cut except the salaries of elected officials.
Well I'll be RAM'ed
Well, I finally got my own thread. I think I'm ready, Mr. DeMille.
Whaddaya get if U cross an elephant & a rhino?  Elephino!
What Bug! I left behind the roaches in New York!
What DO Bartenders do on their night off?
What did URSA major in?
What do they put in that stuff? The FDA is investigating this.
What do you mean, you "formatted the cat"...?!?
What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares??
What do you take me for, a Sushi-Buffet eater?
What has 4 legs and an arm? A pit bull.
What has reality ever done for ME??
What has reality ever done for ME?? It made misery real!
What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
What is Shared Memory and how do I install it?
What is mind? No matter! What is matter? Never mind! - Homer S.
What is the IRS deduction for co-dependants?
What is the meaning of Life?, and Truth?, and DOS?
What part of "NO" didn't you understand...?
What the hell didn't happen here??!!
What we do not understand we do not possess. --Goethe--
What we have here, is a NEED to communicate!
What's another word for thesaurus?
What's not to like about wine?
Whattaya mean I can't logon to an active Node?
When Bush starts talking in tongues, I'm moving to Canada
When I'm 70, I want to be named in a paternity suit.
When Puns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Puns
When all else fails, play dead.
When all else fails, spend money!
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
When in doubt, mumble.
When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory!
When it's all said and done, then he tells us...
When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a photo of me
When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
When the leaves turn in the fall gather Almond Joys for the winter

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




... If at first you don't fricassee, fry, fry a hen!
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