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Skriven 2004-12-30 23:55:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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Blood is thicker than water--and much tastier.
Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh?
Bluff means never having to sway your story.
Boring AND Pointless?  A zombie duel-to-the-death.
Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!
Born again virgin.
Born to be cuddled.
Box wines, yet another of Australia's contributions to human welfare
Boy, I'm tellin you fer yer own good, I studied them things.
Boy, I'm tellin you fer yer own good, taint nothin personal
Boys want to light bangers, but end up holding sparklers.
Brain -- the apparatus with which we think that we think.
Brains x Beauty = Constant.
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
British boobs are the best in the world.
Britt Ekland: She's a professional girl-friend and an amateur actress.
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages
Budget: An attempt to live below your yearnings
Buffalo is a strange place: it borders on Erie.
Bug?  It's an "Undocumented Enhancement"!
Buggery is boring. Incest relatively boring. Necrophilia dead boring.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Bulletin Broads Baud Better!
Bullshit Detector.  When alarm sounds,  please re-engage your brain.
Bury me at Wal-mart so my wife will come visit me.
Buses turn up within seconds of your lighting a cigarette.
Bush's plan for solving the Social Security crisis:  Influenza.
But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp!
Buy only cured hams, the sick ones are not good for you.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer quit.
CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz.
CAUTION: Do not install prior to installation.
CAUTION: Off Medication and Dangerous
CD-WOM, Wead onwy memowy.
CLEARASOL - Effective sunspot remover.
COBOL is not dead, it just smells that way.
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
CONGRATULATIONS!  You may already be a WIENER!!
CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop
Caffeine makes the world go round.
Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min)
Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ
Calling a PCBored makes for a Maalox Moment!
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Calvin Coolidge looks as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
Can I have my thorax back? - Dave to zombie
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal?
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
Can you spot the Loony?
Can you teach new dogs old tricks?
Can't Wal-Mart's Tech Support Department help you with this?
Cannes, where you lie on the beach and look at the stars, or vice versa
Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat Mouse? (Y/n)?
Capitalism. I love it!
Car thieves should be used as expendible crash test dummies
Caruso was at first an Italian.
Castration takes balls.
Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision!
Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Cats polished while you wait.  Hot wax costs extra.
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
Caution! Sensitive SYSOP - DO NOT offend !!!! :->
Caution: SysOp under pressure!
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible.
Charles Darwin, Harlan Sanders. Harlan Sanders, Charles Darwin.
Chaste makes waste.
Chastity is its own punishment.
Chastity is the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo!
Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
Chemists do it on the bench!
Chemists don't die, they just stop reacting!
Chicken Little was right.
Chickens actually have balls.... They're right next to the nuggets.
Children are the most common sexually transmitted disease
Choosey perverts choose GIF!
Chopped Cabbage; not just a good idea, its the SLAW!
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Citation for slow BBS'ing: Going 1200 in an HST lane
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
Cleopatra: How did these f***ing snakes get on my tits!
Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines!

Cheers and Happy New Year

Jim, in Yellowknife, in the cold, in the dark



... I admit to nothing; I want to talk to my lawyer.
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