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Skriven 2004-12-28 00:25:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
Ärende: Some new ones
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Are there any doctors left in India?
Aren't you contentious for a minor bepetal species. - Alien
Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.
Arsonists of the world, ignite!
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.
As I said before, I never repeat myself
As flakey as a snowstorm.
As funny as a zombie in heat.
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
As usual there's a great woman behind every idiot.
As you read the scroll, it vanishes...
Ask Cartman, they[aliens] gave him an anal probe. - Kyle, South Park
Ask a silly person, get a silly answer.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Astronauts are out to launch.
At least five buses go by in the opposite direction before yours
At my age there is no such thing as safe sex
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Atilla the Pun
Attention car thieves:  This car is already stolen!!
Aural Sex produces eargasms
Australia:  Where men are men and sheep are nervous.
Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep.
Avoid reality at all costs.
Aye of a Neut...wing of a Hillary...no Harpy...nope, nope Bat!
BASIC: Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Identity Crisis?
BATCH - A group, kinda like a herd.
BBSing ... time's blackhole.
BEER AND CORN FLAKES, THE BREAKFAST OF X-CHAMPIONS.
BIT: Past tense of BYTE.
BLISS is ignorance
BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm   Brain going down... IMMEDIATELY.
Bachelor: One who is footloose and fiance free.
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Bad Spellers of the world uniet.
Bad command or filename.  Go stand in the corner.
Bad day: The health inspector condemns your coffee maker.
Bad or missing sysop
Bad politicians are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Bagdad in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11.
Bagel:  a doughnut with rigor mortis.
Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go!
Bald spot?  No -- solar panel for brain power
Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.
Bank on God for a higher rate of interest.
Banned on Big Blue
Barnum was wrong....it's more like every 30 seconds!
Battle Creek makes cereal terminals.
Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
Be alert!  The country needs more lerts.
Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
Be realistic, aim for the impossible
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
Beauty times brains equals a constant.
Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why.
Bedfellows make strange politicians.
Been dazed and confused for so long it's normal
Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this.
Beethoven was so deaf he wrote loud music.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law!
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
Being ALIVE causes DEATH, film at 11!
Being baldpate is an unfailing sex magnet.
Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$#!@)^ miracle!
Being seven points behind gives you a definite psychological advantage.
Bet my floppy's bigger than yours.
Beta Testers are crazy, Alpha Testers are totally insane
Better dead than mellow.
Better to live with one spider than many bugs.
Beware of Quantum ducks (Quark!Quark!Quark!)
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Beware of geeks bearing GIFs.
Beware of low-flying butterflies.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Big deep-fat fryers could potentially destroy an entire neighborhood.
Biochemists wear designer genes
Biology grows on you.
Bite here. Then turn and examine.
Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on!
Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Black holes: XRW, CLOUT, R:TOOLS, R:MACROS, R:Documenter
Blame Saint Andreas - its all his fault.
Blessed are the inept for they will inherit the skies.
Blessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups
Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!

Cheers and Happy New Year

Jim, in Yellowknife, in the cold, in the dark



... I admit to nothing; I want to talk to my lawyer.
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