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A good Trek topic in this weeks list, so I figured I'd share it.

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>                          December 3, 2004
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>                           NOTE FROM DAVE:
>
>               Please join me in welcoming our newest
>          contributors. I'm hoping we'll be seeing a lot of
>           them in the next year. They are Douglas Bishop,
>             Eric Akawie, Laura Oberst, Bruce Kane, Mark
>          Leonard, Kyros Starr, Jim Bannon, Chris Woodall,
>            Doug Crews, Gideon Griebenow, Mark David and
>           finally Arnold Gugarty. Also, this week's list
>                topic comes from one of the rookies!
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>
>               The Top 10 Questions Asked by Redshirts
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>
>10> "How about if Ensign Crusher takes my place on this away
>     mission?"
>
>  9> "Why won't anyone stand next to me on the transporter?"
>
>  8> "Does this sucking chest wound make my butt look big?"
>
>  7> "Yes, doc, I have completed my organ donor card. Why do you
>     ask?"
>
>  6> "Sir, why is my cabin the only one with a revolving door?"
>
>  5> "Did you just replace that transporter fuse with a 20th
>     century American penny?"
>
>  4> "If I said you had a beautiful forehead, would you smash it
>     against me?"
>
>  3> "Well, Captain, sir, why don't YOU go off alone and try to
>     find the mysterious, deadly alien threat, and *I'll* stay
>     behind with the the phenomenally attractive alien chick?"
>
>  2> "Why does the Red Shirt Fight Song sound so much like
>     'Taps'?"
>
>
>         and the Number 1 Question Asked by Redshirts...
>
>
>  1> "Instead of utilizing my years of Starfleet training and my
>     incredibly powerful sidearm, I'm just gonna stand in place,
>     scream like a woman and throw my phaser at the creature. You
>     know, to confuse it. What do you think? Guys? GUYS?!"
>
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>Selected from 42 submissions from 12 contributors.
>Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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>Chris Woodall, Dayton, KY                  -- 1, 3
>Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI        -- 2
>Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa -- 4,
>                                               Runner Up list name
>Vilyehm Teighlore, Tucson, AZ              -- 5
>Kyros Starr, Everett, WA                   -- 6
>Mark Leonard, Sacramento, CA               -- 7, 10
>Eric Akawie, Annandale, VA                 -- 8, 9, Topic
>Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC                  -- Jedi Knight
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>                    Questions Asked by Redshirts
>               RUNNERS UP list  --  No More Questions
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>"Is that a light saber in your pocket, or are you on the wrong
>set?"
>           (Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa)
>
>"Did you see the antennae on the new chick?"
>           (Arnold Gugarty Worcester, MA)
>
>"Can't Starfleet find anything better for us to do than these
>monthly 'living will' seminars?"
>           (Chris Woodall, Dayton, KY)
>
>"I suppose the shirt's red so the Captain doesn't know we're
>bleeding to death, right?"
>           (Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH)
>
>"Can't I have at least one speaking line when you call in
>Security? Just one? It'll make my portfolio look that much better
>when I start looking for another acting gig next week. Aww, come
>on. One short line?"
>           (Vilyehm Teighlore, Tucson, AZ)
>
>"Who came up with the bright idea to trade colors between Security
>and Command? The Romulans will be shooting at us, now, instead of
>at the Captain!"
>           (Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH)
>
>"What do you mean there's no Red Shirt Alumni Association?"
>           (Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI)
>
>"Whadda ya mean, 'Set hand phasers to stun?' Where's that friggin'
>phaser rifle?"
>           (Vilyehm Teighlore, Tucson, AZ)
>
>"Omigod, they've killed Kenny... again?!?"
>           (Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL)
>
>"Do we really get our names in the credits after only our second
>mission?"
>           (Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI)
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