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Skriven 2005-04-04 16:12:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
Ärende: Her day in court
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On Milky Way, 04-03-05 (15:26) GEORGE POPE replied To: GREG SEARS. . . . .

GP>DA: So is that when you bent over & blew him?

Sperm Bank Robbery

A guy in a mask burst into a sperm bank with a shotgun.

"Open the goddamn safe" he yells at the girl behind the
counter.

"But we're not a real bank" she replies, "we don't have
any money, this is a sperm bank."

"Don't argue!!, open the goddamn safe or I'll blow your
head off!" says the guy with the gun.

She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy
says, "Now take out one of the bottles and drink it!!"

"But it's full of semen!" she replies nervously.

"Don't argue!!, just drink it!" he says.

She takes the cap off and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too," he demands.

She takes out another and drinks it as well.

Suddenly the guy pulls off his mask and to the girl's
amazement it's her husband.

"There!!", he says, "its not that difficult is it!?!"


>OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

                 Top 10 Air Force General Pick-Up Lines
                 ---------------------------------------

10. When I look at you my pants fly in formation
 9. If you sleep with me. I`ll let you bomb Jersey back to the stone
    age.
 8. I've heard great things about you from President Clinton.
 7. How would you like to serve under me?
 6. You've just been targeted by a love-seeking missile of love.
 5. See this metal? It's for pleasing the ladies beyond the call of
    duty.
 4. I can still fly four missions a night. If you know what I mean.
 3. I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
 2. What to learn what the 'F' stand for in F-16?
 1. My sights are locked on you.


>OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-) ("Cyberpope")

                                Jewish  Safari
                          Vacation Package Includes:

 1.  All expenses paid trip to the wilds of Los Angeles to the lair of
     the Jew, the Simon Weisenthall Community Center.
 2.  Hunting weapons of your personal choice provided at no cost from
     our extensive arsenal with unlimited ammunition for the guns of
     your choice.
 3.  Use of vehicle <white pickup or a van depending on avail- ability>
     with unlimited mileage allowance.
 4.  All expenses paid celebration in Las Vegas afterwards.
 5.  Free legal expenses paid by the citizens of the State of California
     for your insanity plea.
 6.  Publicity to voice your manifesto and to be known as a crusader
     within your group.
 7.  Possible book deal that could become very lucrative.
 8.  Nonstop coverage of your actions on MSNBC and most other news
     agencies.


   There is an unlimited bag limit on Jews during this Safari, however
extra bonus allowance given if you shoot the pre- breeders*. Special
Super Bonus for killing at least one Postal Worker**.

 *Pre-breeders can be spotted by their small size.
 **Postal Worker must not be armed at the time.


 * SLMR 2.1a * Speed-cameras can do IT 365 times without reloading. . .

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