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Skriven 2005-06-11 23:02:48 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
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Gadzillion Things To Think About

  Are zebras white with black stripes? Or black with white stripes?
  Can an animal be multi-lingual? And if so, how could we tell?
  Can animals be left-handed?
  Can elephants learn arithmetic?
  Do apes go people when they get excited?
  Do Oysters get Bored?  How can you Tell?
  Do rabbits make paw shadows of people?
  Do woodchucks actually chuck wood? And what is meant by the act of
chucking wood?
  How come only female kangaroos have pouches? Don't male kangaroos have
things to carry around too?
  How come there are no green mammals?
  How do squirrels remember where they buried all their nuts?
  How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  If a man-eating tiger is on the loose, do women and children have
anything to worry about?
  If a rabbit doesn't chew will its teeth get so long it will die?
  If fish live in schools and wolves live in packs, what do humans live
in?
  If humans evolved from monkeys does that mean that in the year 3000 the
world of tomorrow will be ruled by the chimpanzees of today?
  If lemmings follow do followers lem?
  If man evolved from monkeys and apes why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
  If monkeys are more intelligent than parakeets, why can parakeets speak
but monkeys can't?
  If rabbits feet are so lucky what happened to the rabbit?
  Is a laughing hyena a happy hyena?
  Isn't it true that wild beasts won't harm you if you carry a blazing
torch (provided you carry it fast enough)?
  Just what is it that hyenas laugh at?
  Nature shows on TV say that when two bull moose compete for a lady
moose, the one with the smaller antlers concedes to the other one. I can
see how a moose can tell the size of his opponent's antlers, but how does
he know how big his own are?
  On pet food just what flavor is 'original'?
  They always tell us that a camel can go 500 miles without water. How
come nobody has ever bothered to see how far they can go WITH water?
  They say an elephant never forgets but what's he got to remember?
  They say that rabbits are adept at multiplying, but can they also add
and subtract?
  What animal does naugahide come from?
  What are clams so happy about?
  What do skunks use as a defense against other skunks?
  What do they mean, 'If a woodchuck could chuck wood'? What would be the
point in calling it a 'woodchuck' if it can't chuck wood?
  What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an
endangered plant?
  What sound does a kangaroo make anyway?
  What would a radar scrambler do to a bat?
  When a species is driven to extinction, do they use domestic or
imported automobiles for the ride?
  When rats leave a sinking ship where exactly do they think they're
going?
  When referring to neutering of pets how come if it used to work but now
it doesn't we call it being 'fixed'?
  Where do squirrels go to the bathroom?
  Where do squirrels go when they go up trees? We can't see them so how
do we know they're there?
  Why are baby predators cuter than baby harmless creatures?
  Why are clams called clams when they can't talk to begin with? When
  they close do they 'clam up'?
  Why are pandas always given the same-same name-name twice-twice?
  Why are Polar Bears left-handed?
  Why did so many dead animals in the past change into fossils while
others preferred to change into oil?
  Why do people talk to their pets? Has there ever been a case where one
talks back? If so does the Weekly World News know about this?
  Why do some animals have hooves?
  Why is it that many hamsters only blink one eye at a time?



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