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Skriven 2005-10-15 07:36:30 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Grin
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 GP> On (13 Oct 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  GP> On (12 Oct 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
   >    >  GP> Well, considering you guys can't afford to change your
   >    >    > stationery/etc. so you haven't updated your country's name
   >    >    > (hate to tell you, mate, but it's FAR from "new" any more!)
   >    >
   >    >         G-day Mate, so tell the NEW Zealander how many times has
   >    > Canada changed its name EH!!! '-) ALSO.....
   >    > what's new for you Cyberpope! <GRin>
   >
   >      -=> George Pope replied in a message to Greg Sears <=-
   >
   >  GP> I don't call myself "new" any more, and neither does Canada!
   >
   >      G-day Mate, OK, is that relevant to the chat? '-?

     -=> George Pope replied in a message to Greg Sears <=-

 GP> Certainly, since my original criticism was how New Zealand still
   > calls itself "new" when it's plainly NOT!

         G-day Mate, your criticism is very important! IT will not
                     change fuck-all, but it's nice to see/hear the
                     world of NEW zealand according to ~CyberPope~!!!'-)

> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

 A drunk walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll ya have?"

 The drunk says "Scotch and soda."

 "Okay." says the bartender as he quickly whips the drink up and
slide it over, which the drunk speedily downs.

 The bartender says "That's $2.50 Mac."

 Drunk says "I don't have any money!  You offered me a drink and I
took it." The bartender throws the drunk out.

 The Drunk walks in two minutes later and the bartender says "Hey,
Ijust threw you outta here!"

 The drunk says "Wasn't me!"

 The bartender responds, "Then you must have a double!"

 To which the drunk smiles and says "Thank you, I will!"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

A Ukranian and a Jew were discussing how far each could make a dime
reach, and agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see who'd
get the most out of a dime.

 The Jew bought a cigar, and smoked one-third the first day and saved
the ashes.  He smoked one-third the second day and saved the ashes.
He smoked one-third the third day and again saved the ashes, and on
the fourth day he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer on
her roses.  He told the Ukranian, "I know you can't beat that for
stretching a dime."

  The Ukranian said, "I got you beat.  I bought a Polish sausage for
a dime, and the first day I ate one-half, and on the second day I ate
the other one-half. The third day I used the skin for a rubber, and
the fourth day I took a shit in the skin and sewed it back up.  The
fifth day I took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like
shit.  He agreed with me and gave me my dime back."


Cheers,
.            o      _      _          _ From the
.   _o      /\_    _ \o   (@)\__/o   (@)      I C E-man
. _< \_    _>(@)  (@)/<_     \_| \    _|/' \/
.(@)>(@)  (@)         (@)    (@)     (@)'  _\o_ OUCH!

... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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