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Skriven 2005-10-15 07:51:22 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Another story
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 GP> On (13 Oct 05) Greg Sears wrote to All...
 GS> alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the
   > "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.  Year 2 might well

     -=> George Pope replied in a message to Greg Sears <=-

 GP> I think "c" should always mean "ch" since we already have "k" & "s"
   > to cover the other uses of C!

   > Rules. . . added for CyberPope. . . ~C~ is for C U N T!  '-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

George Pope A city feller went to the country of NEW zealand to see
what they did for kicks....

HE went to a farmer and asked him what they did for enjoyment, and
the NEW zealand farmer said, "Well see that barn over there?

George POpe said "Yes"

See the three holes?

George Pope said "Yes"

Well the first one is not bad, the second is pretty good but is the
third ever a blast!"

Well since George Pope wanted to try the country life in NEW zealand
away he went up to the first hole and stuck IT in and wow!  One of the
best he ever had!  Thinking if they get better he just has to try the
second hole.  So he walks up to it and sticks IT in and nearly screams
in pleasure!

The next day the two farmers are walking by the barn and see a pale,
weak and buggered man in the ditch.  The one farmer asked what he was
doing there.

The other farmer said "Well, he wanted to know what we did for kicks in
NEW zealand.................

So I told him about the three holes in the barn.  Now the first one is
Bills' cat, the second is Frees' calf and the third is Teds' milking
machine, and it doesn't stop till it has two quarts."


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

  Three morticians were shooting the breeze at an undertaker's
conference and the subject came around to what each considered his
greatest achievement.

  Harry cleared his throat modestly and revealed that he had once had
to deal with the remains of a man who stepped on a hand  grenade.
"It took me 3 days," he said proudly, "but it was an open casket
funeral.

 "Not bad," conceded Jerry, "but listen to this: I got handed a
construction worker who'd been run over by a steamroller, and he was
ready for that open casket in 2 days."

 "You guys got me beat," sighed Charlie. "My toughest case was a lady
parachutist who landed right on the Empire State Building.  It took
me 4  days to get the grin off her face..."


Cheers,
.            o      _      _          _ From the
.   _o      /\_    _ \o   (@)\__/o   (@)      I C E-man
. _< \_    _>(@)  (@)/<_     \_| \    _|/' \/
.(@)>(@)  (@)         (@)    (@)     (@)'  _\o_ OUCH!

... George Pope. . . . Said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?

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