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Skriven 2006-04-13 07:32:18 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
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FUNNY

 -=[07-Apr-2006 11:48, George Pope wrote IN a message to all]=-

 GP> How to install a wireless security system:

  A man goes to his doctor and complains that his dick is developing
a bend in the middle.

  So the doctor ran a series of tests, and had the man return to his
office to report the results.

  "Have you been in the Far East recently, within the last year or so?"

  "Why, yes," replied the man.

  "And did you have sex while over there?"

  The man looked worried.  "Well, yes, once or twice."

  The doctor's face got a grave expression on it.  "That's what I was
afraid of.  You have a new disease that's just starting to spread in
this country.  It's called 'Hong Kong Dong.'"

  The man gulped.  "What do you do for it?  Is there a cure?"

  "Well, sort of.  You see, there is no way to cure the disease, but
you must have an operation."

  "An operation?  What kind of operation?"

  "We cut off your penis."

  "Wow!  Do you mind if I get a second opinion?"

  The doctor replied, "Of course not.  In something of such a serious
nature as this, I think you should get a second and a third opinion!"

  The man consulted a urologist who told him essentially the same
story, diagnosis, prognosis, and recommended treatment.

  He was understandably upset, so he asked the second doctor to
recommend another doctor for his third opinion.  The urologist suggested
that, since this disease originated in the Far East that he travel
there, as the Asian doctors might know more about it.

  Mr.  Unlucky promptly booked passage on an airline for Hong Kong,
where he received an immediate consultation with that Crown Colony's
most eminent physician.

  After a series of tests, he awaited the verdict.  The doctor entered
the examining room.

  "Well, is it Hong Kong Dong?" he inquired, unable to wait.

  "Yes."

  "And is it really incurable?"

  "Yes, there is no known cure."

  The man's face crumpled as he fought back tears.  "And am I going to
have an operation?  Will they have to cut off my dick?"

  At that the man was astonished to see the doctor break into laughter.

  "What's so funny, Doc?  You mean I don't have to have surgery?"

  As the doctor regained control of himself, he managed to choke out,

 "Oh, those American doctors!  Cut, clamp, sew!  Surgery, surgery, all
they can think of is surgery!"

  "I don't have to have my penis cut off?" The man was overjoyed.

  "Of course not!  Just wait a couple more weeks, and it'll fall off by
itself!"


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


  The pope walked into this hotel in Las Vegas and walked up to the
desk to check in.  The clerk said" I don't believe it, it's Elvis
Presely!"

  The Pope replied," No, No it's me the pope.  See my white robes."

  The clerk said," Oh yes I see, sorry." and gave him his keys.

  The bellboy came over to get the Popes bags and said "Oh my God it's
Elvis Presely, I don't believe it.  I knew you were alive!"

  The Pope chuckled and said, "No, no my son.  I'm the Pope Gods
representative on earth.  See my pointed hat and white robes."

  "Oh yes, I see," said the bellboy and took his bags up to the Popes
room.

  When the Pope got to his room and opened his door he saw a naked lady
lying on his bed.  The naked lady looked at the Pope and shouted,
"Elvis Presely, it's Elvis Presely!"

  The Pope said, "A one for the money, two for the show..."



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