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Skriven 2004-12-15 23:22:24 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Joke Today[10-12-200 9/13
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Funny on 12-Dec-2004 11:29

GS> 1)  In your opinion, are you an affectionate, but ugly person? 1 2 3 4 (5)
[......]
GS>> 26) Do you believe there are "little people" who live in
   >     your closet?                                               1 2 3 4 (5)
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GP> Name:__Cyberpope_________________________________Birthdate:__1967-02-20
  > __.
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  > Address:_6200 Blundell #104____________________Home Phone:_604-275-1313_.
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  > City:__Richmond____________________Prov:_BC__P/C:__V7C 4P4_____________.
  >
  > Occupation:__volunteer longshoreman________Work
  >
  > Phone:__N/A_____________.
  >
  > I am........Single_X_   Divorced___   Widowed___  Separated___.
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       -=[George Pope wrote IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> Was there supposed to be an answer key? that disappeared? :|

  G-day George Pope, don't know cyberPope it may be in the next message?

       -=[George Pope continued IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> And how come YOU didn't complete a profile & post it?

  G-day George Pope, I send em, but hardly ever play em! #[;-)]


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

              MERRY CHRISMAS!

You think you got it bad?
All night long, soot in the chimneys, smelly
socks, cross dogs, shot at, mistaken for a
stork,  driving all night in the snow - damn
near got killed by a 747. Mrs. Clause is pissed
off cause I got in so late.

Donner and Blitzen and Rudolph got the shits
over Albuquerque and you should see my suit.
The damn elves won't clean the sleigh unless
I pay them double time.

I'm so sick of cookies and milk, I could vomit.
The only highball I had all night was when I
slipped getting out of my sleigh

My prostate is giving me hell. I pee'd my
pants at 20,000 feet and froze my ass to the
seat. I'm allergic to pine needles. I itch all
over and I think my hemorrhoids are back.

            HO!  HO!  HO!                    X
                                            XXX
      MERRY CHRISTMAS, your ass.           XXXXX
                                          XXXXXXX
                                             |


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

 I was musing on similarities between Santa Claus and system
 administrators.  Consider:

 1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.

 2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you
    wanted are infinitesimal.

 3. Santa seldom answers your mail.

 4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says,
    "Elves make it for me."

 5. Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.

 6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the
    work themselves.

 7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.

 8. Santa laughs entirely too much.

 9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $HOME.

10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.




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