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Skriven 2006-04-22 13:17:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
Ärende: Some new ones 3
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How would * handle this?
How would the Lone Ranger handle this?
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall but winter didn't look too promising
Hung again.  And I paid good money to feel like this.
I admit to disliking it but not hating it with vigor.
I am intrigued by these beings and their strange rituals.
I am made nauseated & furious by the relentless plays on phony fears.
I became exhausted and disoriented by all the sea-level oxygen.
I believe my exact words were a Dangerous, Savage, Child-Race.
I believe that, in general, women are saner than men.
I believe we're required to engage in a * ritual next.
I can marry any girl I please but I couldn't please any of them.
I can remember when we actually had 3 branches of federal government.
I consider it a culinary success if the Pop-Tart stays in one piece.
I don't care for * or their *. They irritate me.
I don't care for Norwegians or their drinks. They irritate me.
I don't feel so good about that.
I don't mind if you don't like my manners.   Humphrey Bogart
I don't think you'll ever be ready for this. None of us will. No way.
I don't think you're ready for this.
I don't trust any cause whose acronym isn't an actual English word.
I drink because I can't fly.
I expect a part of me anyway will always be attached to that flavor.
I feel like e.e. cummings at a punctuation festival
I get 9 miles per gallon with my new car; my kids get the rest.
I got in touch with my inner child and my imaginary friend is jealous.
I had no idea * could be so spectacular. Wow!
I had no idea frankfurters could be so spectacular. Wow!
I have nothing to say, but I say it really well.
I have stumbled into a strange, lost world.
I just don't like superstore facilities that resemble airports in size.
I just got my gas bill and thought it was an offer for the house.
I know I'm ruined for a fast food hamburger now.
I like Peeps melted in hot cocoa because it's fun to torture your food.
I like Southern vegetables as they are deep-fried or stewed with ham.
I need a 12-step program for sauce addiction.
I need a 12-step program for * addiction.
I only scored a 53 on your Nerd Test.
I ran from the restaurant to the All-Nite Drive-Thru Lawsuit Center.
I run a speakeasy in Denver. A real one. Totally illegal.
I should have saved everyone a lot of trouble and run away.
I spout articulate nonsense.
I stick my neck out for nobody.   Humphrey Bogart
I think I've got the bird flu. I've been using fowl language.
I tried to be an alcoholic but everytime I got drunk I dropped my bottle
I want you to see that none of that really means shit to me.
I was 86ed but I think they knew who won.
I was demoted so often I had to start saluting civilians.
I was going to write to you. Then I wasn't. Now I am.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
I wonder whether or not you can turn that craving back with good food.
I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN HIS COUNTRY
I'm conservative about everything but politics.
I'm converting from veganitarianism to barbecueism.
I'm going to put all my money in taxes. They're sure to go up.
I'm married with a wife, no kids, but have a wine habit to support.
I'm married with a wife, no kids, but have a bank manager to support.
I'm married with a wife, no kids, but have a government to support.
I'm not a lab rat, so I'm not gonna worry about it giving me cancer.
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected
I'm part of a sly, hip subculture and they're speaking directly to me.
I'm part of a sly, hip subculture and I am so cool.
I'm so old I remember "car phones."
I'm telling you this in confidence as it was told to me in confidence
I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT
IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT
IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
IS IT 2008 YET?
If There Is a Merciful God in Heaven He Will Be Murdered by Suppertime.
If all you have are eggs, learn to cook them well.
If money won't make you happy, you won't like poverty either.
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops
If the agri-petrochem business were all I knew, I'd be anti-American
If they hang you, I'll always remember you.   <Humphrey Bogart>
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
If you attack stupidity you attack an entrenched way of life.
If you attack stupidity you attack your government.
If you attack stupidity you will make small progress against it.
If you can't read this, you're illiterate
If you don't partake of this product you are wildly unhip and out of
If you don't partake of this product you are, like, totally old.
If you don't partake you are out of touch and desperately lost.
If you use real facts in your posts you will be asked to leave.
If you want to keep your appetite, stay out of the kitchen.
If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law
If you're a sleepwalker, don't go to bed in the buff.
Industrial wine made in huge metal tank farms like a Sunoco oil refinery
Insert foreboding music here.

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




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