Text 1899, 66 rader
Skriven 2005-05-03 09:35:48 av Sean Dennis (1:18/200)
   Kommentar till text 1897 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
Ärende: Re: Short but sweet
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*** Quoting Greg Sears from a message to Sean Dennis ***

GS>   G-day Sean Dennis,   The offering was a very interesting bit of Q's 
GS> & A's not ~meat~ '-)

Well, at least it was a good hor 'd ouerve (sp!).

GS>      Seems the prostitution scandal in Fort Lauderdale, Florida has 
GS> provided  a list of VERY prominent people who paid the nympho 
GS> prostitute for her services. One accused, Mike Danziger, Vice Mayor, 

When you care to lay the very best?

GS>      Business was slow for Darel Lafton's gas station in Des Moines, 
GS> until he  came up with the idea of BOOB 'N LUBE. Two topless women 

Just another inflated business idea.

GS>      It's against the law to fly under the Golden Gate Bridge in your 
GS> private airplane, yet pilots occasionally do it. In Paris, one pilot 

Hopefully Nike won't start sponsoring people to "just do it".

GS>      Nothing, says Consumer Reports. So when you see that macho 
GS> halfback drinking from the cup or bottle that says "Gatorade" it 
GS> isn't going to help his body make any spectacular plays. Plain water 

The only thing Gatorade makes me do is drink more (and piss like a racehorse).

It tastes like weak Kool-Aid.  Now, if it was Acid Kool-Aid, then Gatorade
would have some very devoted followers...

Now, for our main course ...

A woman who had recently been married ran into a friend on the street one day. 
The friend asked her how her marriage was going.  "Not good," she said,
tearfully.  "He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath and he leaves his dirty
clothes all over the house.  He makes me so sick I can barely eat."

The friend put a comforting hand on her shoulder and said, "Poor girl, why
don't you leave him?"

"I will," she replied, brushing away her tears, "but first I want to lose
another twelve pounds."

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Maurice walked past a building and heard a moaning voice saying, "13 ... 13 ...
13 ... 13 ..."  He stopped and spotted a small hole in the wall.  He leaned
against the wall and curiously looked through the hole to see if he could
discover who was moaning.

Suddenly, a finger shotout and poked Maurice in the eye.  The moaning voice
then groaned, "14 ... 14 ... 14 ... 14 ..."

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Okay, so no one said my sense of humor was funny. :>

Later,
Sean

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