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Skriven 2004-11-24 04:55:02 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: Book
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 GS> GP>Not this year (no NHL hockey this year!)
   >
   > W O W.....that sounds serious! ;-(
               That means no doggie-style either? ;-)

    -=[ George Pope was saying F unny stuff to the I C E-man ]=-

 GP> I'm still getting doggie-style!
   > I sit up and beg, she rolls over & plays dead!

Well like said in/at the start_line.."Need a TV, and better with hockey!"

 GP> Call 555-1212 and
   > ask for Daisy I'm a eight week old black labrador retriever($350).

Talking about....... The New Dog

George gets a new dog and he can't wait to show him off to his neighbor
so when the neighbor comes over, George calls the dog into the house,
bragging about how smart the critter is. The dog quickly comes running
and stands looking up at his master, tail wagging furiously, mouth
open in classic doggie-smile position, eyes bright with anticipation.

George points to the newspaper on the couch and commands, "Fetch!"
Immediately, the dog sits down, the tail wagging stops, the
doggie-smile disappears; he hangs his head, looks balefully up at his
master and says in a whiney voice, "Oy!  My tail hurts from wagging so
much and that dog food  you're feeding me tastes absolutely terrible.
Also I can't remember the last time you took me out for a walk..."

The neighbor looks puzzled. "Oh", explains the dog owner, "he thought
Isaid 'Kvetch!"


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

Working as a computer instructor for an adult-education program
at a community college, this Joker is keenly aware of the gap
in computer knowledge between his younger and older students.

His observations were confirmed the day a new student walked
into the library area and glanced at the encyclopedia volumes
stacked on a bookshelf.

"What are all these books?" he asked.

Somewhat surprised, the Joker replied that they were encyclopedias.

"Really?" he said. Someone printed out the whole damn thing?"


> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

CHRISTIAN HUMOR

     A lady recently being baptized was asked by a co-worker what it
was like to be a Christian?

     She replied, 'It's like being a pumpkin.  God picks you from the
patch, brings you in, and  washes all the dirt off you may have gotten
from the other pumpkins.   Then he cuts the top off and scoops out all
the yucky stuff.  He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc., then
He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to
shine for all the world to see.

<GRin> sounds like north-american halloween! '-)


> FootNote:
(For those of you who are not familiar with Yiddish, Kvetch means to
complain.)


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