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Skriven 2004-12-20 08:48:18 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
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Funny on 17-Dec-2004 11:19

 GS>  GP> Do you mean "'you're a LOSER"??
   >   G-day George Pope, not the I C E-man CyberPope! #[:-)]

       -=[George Pope wrote IN a message to GREG SEARS]=-

 GP> I used quotation marks ("") to show that I was asking if that's the
   > exact phrase you meant, not that I meant to ask if you meant to say,
   > "I'm a loser"(which would be you saying you're one!)

  G-day George Pope, thanks for the english lesson..."I think" '-)


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

The sounds of Christmas:  Honking horns.

Claustrophobia:  Fear of Santa.

What do Eskimos buy at Christmas time?
        Christmas seals.

No one in the history of the world has ever purchased a
fruitcake for themselves.

Believe it or not, there are still some people who believe in
Santa Claus.  Scientists call them Democrats.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
        North Polish!

> OBJoke for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

Recently some new revelations from the great Sen. Joe McCarthy about his
view on Santa:


For long time, this has been  MOST SECRET information, but since the
collapse of the Soviet Union, and the breakdown of the Gulag, Sant Claus
for the past seventy years had been working for the communists!

Fact One: What does Santa do? He gives free presents to and only to
Children! How about that as as Sino Soviet attempt to undermine the free
market capitalist system, but not asking the children to pay for their
presents. Also if you want to destroy a system, you target the children!

Fact Three: 'Uncle' Joe Stalin saw the potential for destroying the
world's economy so he did a deal with Santa, he would provide Santa with
slave labor for his factories, if Santa would help him with his 'plan'.
Santa being the good businessman that he was jumped at the opportunity. So
now the most secret truth can be told, the Gulag Archipelago high up in
the Russian Siberia, close to the North Pole was set up to provide factory
fodder for Santa Claus!!! The reason why this truth did not come out till
now, was because of they all died, such was the working conditions in
Santa's factories.

Fact Four: Who said, beware of strange men bearing gifts?

Fact Five: In reality, Santa is really a Turk as he was born in Asia
Minor, near a place in Turkey called Kas, about 50AD, and his name was
Nick, not Kris Kringle! So the Russians took in the old man, gave him a
new identity as 'Santa Claus", made him an agent of theirs, and gave him a
RED SUIT!! (You are number One,no no, I am number Six.....)

Fact Six: So concerned where the Americans, and Sen Joe MCarthy about the
new secret  weapon of the Russians during the Cold War, they set up
NORAD, and the Strategic air Command (Motto: Peace is Our Profession).
There are have been number of 'incidents' over the North Pole in which
Fighters and Nuclear Missiles brought to DEFCON 3 because of Santa's
Flight Activities. For a long time, as much as the children of the World
did not know it, but he posed a serious defence threat to the North
American Continent during the '50s. That is why all American defence
assets turned towards to the North Pole.


So, Friend, at Christmas time, WATCH THE SKIES, WATCH THE SKIES!!



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